Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 16, 2012 1:46:18 GMT -6
A SyFy original move, Paul Ziller's "Stonehenge Apocalypse," starring Misha Collins, Torri Higginson, and CSI:NY's Hill Harper, along with plenty of even lesser known actors.
This movie can not be filed anywhere other than in the "so bad it's hilarious" file. At least the concept is amusing. Stonehenge, yes, the ancient monument in the UK, starts to move. The stones slide around in their circles. This releases awesome amounts of radiation, reducing the nearby tourists to their component atoms. And that's just the beginning!
Fortunately, radio talk-show host and prize-winning crypto-physicist Jacob (think Art Bell or George Noory) is on the case! When similar weirdness occurs at pryamids in Mexico and Egypt and elsewhere, he realizes that big things are afoot, and he jumps in to try to understand and derail the coming apocalypse!
Will Jacob succeed? Will the lovely British scientist fall in love with him? Will the Canadian military nuke Salisbury Plain? These and many other questions will be answered.... if you can endure the bad acting, silly dialogue, execrable special effects, and laughable plot.
All in all, it's worth almost as much as you paid for it.......
This movie can not be filed anywhere other than in the "so bad it's hilarious" file. At least the concept is amusing. Stonehenge, yes, the ancient monument in the UK, starts to move. The stones slide around in their circles. This releases awesome amounts of radiation, reducing the nearby tourists to their component atoms. And that's just the beginning!
Fortunately, radio talk-show host and prize-winning crypto-physicist Jacob (think Art Bell or George Noory) is on the case! When similar weirdness occurs at pryamids in Mexico and Egypt and elsewhere, he realizes that big things are afoot, and he jumps in to try to understand and derail the coming apocalypse!
Will Jacob succeed? Will the lovely British scientist fall in love with him? Will the Canadian military nuke Salisbury Plain? These and many other questions will be answered.... if you can endure the bad acting, silly dialogue, execrable special effects, and laughable plot.
All in all, it's worth almost as much as you paid for it.......
