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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 28, 2011 9:08:40 GMT -6
Last night my brother left for Iowa to go on a hunting trip. That leaves me all alone in the office for a week.
I don't know whether to crank the music, download porn or crack open a beer (although it's only 11:07 a.m.).
Maybe I'll just go on an estimate and party tonight watching game 7!
Enjoyed that game so much last night, great baseball.
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Post by Tex on Oct 28, 2011 9:18:59 GMT -6
Have fun
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 28, 2011 9:31:32 GMT -6
Last night my brother left for Iowa to go on a hunting trip. That leaves me all alone in the office for a week. I don't know whether to crank the music, download porn or crack open a beer (although it's only 11:07 a.m.).Maybe I'll just go on an estimate and party tonight watching game 7! Enjoyed that game so much last night, great baseball. Is there really a decision to be made here? Do all 3. |
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Post by New Mama on Oct 28, 2011 10:23:35 GMT -6
Booby trap his office for a memorable return.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 28, 2011 12:41:50 GMT -6
The office is already booby trapped, I work here.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Oct 28, 2011 15:09:14 GMT -6
Isn't it fun being in business with family?
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 28, 2011 15:29:50 GMT -6
My understanding is that Iowa has a lottery for hunting and you are only eligible once every 4 years. It's been 8 years since he was there and he's an avid outdoorsman. He was thrilled to go and I don't blame him. I'll get my chance at one point or another but I'll be going to a beach.
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Post by Tex on Oct 28, 2011 21:39:15 GMT -6
What do they hunt in Iowa?
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Post by Tex on Oct 28, 2011 21:39:48 GMT -6
And why would they hunt Iowans?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 5:50:18 GMT -6
What do they hunt in Iowa? Deer and fowl. But right now, most likely geese, turkey, and pheasant. Edited: As for Iowans, the mere fact that they exist is best reason to hunt them, and most in Wisconsin (and Minnesota) regard it as an open season. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 29, 2011 5:58:09 GMT -6
What do they hunt in Iowa? Trophy class white tail deer with bow and arrow. I dont hunt and prefer 2 legged dear. |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 29, 2011 6:06:36 GMT -6
And why would they hunt Iowans? Although controversial, it's to help keep the republican population at a safe level. However nothing goes to waste as they taste delicious and are fun to mount. |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 6:08:39 GMT -6
And why would they hunt Iowans? However nothing goes to waste as they taste delicious and are fun to mount. That dovetails nicely with the general attitudes of most of the previously mentioned Wisconsinites and Minnesotans. Just be sure to find a good taxidermist for mounting those trophy kills |
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 29, 2011 6:13:07 GMT -6
The strange part is I could get an 8 or 10 pointer on my patio. They don't move until you walk right up to them.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 6:29:43 GMT -6
I have six that have been invading my yard all summer. Most of the flowers have been sheared off at one time or another. We go out and yell at them, and all they do is snort in return... I suppose that is "Garcon" in deer talk
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 29, 2011 6:38:13 GMT -6
Same here, a decent garden is out of the question. I had lettuce growing in a large container 6 feet from the kitchen door and that was eaten too. Edited to add; eaten by deer not republicans.  |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 6:54:31 GMT -6
I have found that the latter can be a bit gamey if not processed properly
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Post by Tex on Oct 29, 2011 7:10:57 GMT -6
I prefer two legged also. Never could shoot a deer and we have trophy sized deer in our yard too. The first weekend of deer season is a good time to pick up married ladies at the local bars.
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Post by innit Geezer on Oct 29, 2011 7:11:47 GMT -6
And they lack tenderness no matter how you prepare them.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 10:13:32 GMT -6
And they lack tenderness no matter how you prepare them. If that is what you are looking for in the lonely married ladies at the bar. |
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Post by Tex on Oct 29, 2011 10:33:59 GMT -6
Horny though
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 29, 2011 10:45:12 GMT -6
True for football widows, too.
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Edited to add: So I've heard, of course.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 29, 2011 11:39:42 GMT -6
Do they bite off footballs?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 29, 2011 11:47:13 GMT -6
Only when they're in season.
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