Welsh Pub

[Irish Stu]

A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.

"Where are you from?" asks the barman. "You sound English."

"I'm from just across the River Severn, in England" replies the man nervously.

"What do you do just across the Severn?"

"I'm a taxidermist."

"What on earth is one of those?"

"I mount animals."

"Its alright boys," shouts the barman "he's one of us!!"

[Ardbeg... innit]

It would appear that the sex of the animal doesnt seem to matter... NTTAWWT

[Chicago Jake]

Alternate punch line that I've also heard: "That's not what we call them in Wyoming!"