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Post by nolaflacav on May 13, 2011 7:10:05 GMT -6
The African Ambassador visits Russia. On the last day of his visit, the Russian Ambassador says, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian Roulette. One of the six chambers of each of these guns is loaded. You spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
Being a proud man and a warrior, the African feels to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men take their guns, spin the chambers and pull the triggers. Both chambers are empty. The ambassadors breathe a sigh of relief. The African ambassador is impressed with the courageous game, and thinks hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador is due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit comes, the African ambassador treats the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador speaks, "Now, time for you to sample our game, African Roulette." He leads the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which are six stunning and naked women. The African ambassador says, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you oral sex. Take your pick."
He says, "Well, okay, great, but where's the roulette part… where's the danger?" The African ambassador answers, "One of them is a cannibal."
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Post by Tex on May 13, 2011 7:43:56 GMT -6
;D
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 13, 2011 11:40:59 GMT -6
Tastes like Chicken Dogs
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