Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Feb 22, 2011 18:25:18 GMT -6
No, this has nothing to do with the Seinfeld episode ...
The Irresistible Scent of Vagina
Love the smell of box, but don’t have one of your own? Well, don’t despair, because Vulva “original vagina scent” makes it possible for anyone to breathe in the sweet, sweet stank of poontang anytime, anyplace.
The makers of Vulva are adamant about the fact that their product is not a perfume, but rather “a feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure.” Potato, pha-ta-to. The long and the short of it is that it’s a fragrance that smells like vagina, and you rub it on yourself. Some might call it “perfume,” some might call it “portable pussy musk,” and others (us), might call it “really fucking weird.” What you call it is unimportant. The point is, this isn’t a product featured in Zoolander—this shit really exists.
The makers of Vulva are adamant about the fact that their product is not a perfume, but rather “a feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure.” Potato, pha-ta-to. The long and the short of it is that it’s a fragrance that smells like vagina, and you rub it on yourself. Some might call it “perfume,” some might call it “portable pussy musk,” and others (us), might call it “really fucking weird.” What you call it is unimportant. The point is, this isn’t a product featured in Zoolander—this shit really exists.
