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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 20, 2011 11:14:04 GMT -6
I think we need to put our thinking caps on and come up with some good brand names for this innovative new product.......Jake From The Daily Mail: ************************* It is a sight that will have whisky connoisseurs spluttering into their drink – a dram in a can. A Panama-based company believes outdoor drinkers would prefer to crack open a tin rather than lug round a bottle of their favourite tipple. Now bosses at Scottish Spirits – which retains an office in Glasgow – is testing out the novelty on its Caribbean and South American markets. But last night the Scotch Whisky Association said it would try to ban the cans for breaching international labelling rules. A spokesman for the body said: ‘We are concerned that consumers may be confused whether or not the product is real Scotch and we will be investigating the matter further.’ Scottish Spirits launched the tins last week, the first time straight whisky has been sold in a can. Chief executive Manish Panshal said: ‘We are really thrilled with the idea – it’s going to be a part of every lifestyle and occasion. ‘The can is the perfect size to be shared between three people who can mix it with other things like cola. ‘It’s lightweight and portable and entirely recyclable, which is good news. It will be one of the hot picks for any outdoor activities.’ Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347824/Scottish-whisky-way-South-Americans-like-.html#ixzz1Bb2cH7ke
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2011 11:19:08 GMT -6
The true test of the concept will be the price tag... if its $30/can its not going to fly
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 20, 2011 12:04:42 GMT -6
I would suggest re-designing the can to make it look like an American oak barrel.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2011 12:48:55 GMT -6
Maybe they could amp that stuff up with thousands of milligrams of caffeine. It would be fun to sit back, watch someone pull that tab and slam that baby down.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 20, 2011 13:16:49 GMT -6
No fucking way. You don't put whisky in a fucking can. It won't fly. Hey barkeep give me a can of that there whisky. Just don't sound right.
Hell I don't even like beer from a fucking can.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jan 20, 2011 13:19:11 GMT -6
Years ago there used to a brand called Club Cocktails. They were cocktails already mixed in a can. They used to keep them in the cold box so people would by them and drink them on the way home. They must of had about 20 different cocktails.
The idea didn't last long.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 20, 2011 14:19:47 GMT -6
Maybe they could amp that stuff up with thousands of milligrams of caffeine. It would be fun to sit back, watch someone pull that tab and slam that baby down. Perhaps that's the new name: Slam-A-Dram. Or Five Loko?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2011 14:28:17 GMT -6
Call it the Fibrillator
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 20, 2011 14:39:46 GMT -6
Or the "Weekend at Charlie Sheen's"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 20, 2011 14:45:18 GMT -6
Thats the 2 1/2 can package
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jan 20, 2011 15:14:07 GMT -6
Hookers not included.
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