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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 21, 2010 16:22:20 GMT -6
German Funeral Directors Roll Out Gay CoffinsFuneral directors in Germany are catering to gay customers by launching specially-designed coffins. The casket's exterior features images of nearly naked men, inside customers can find a series of luxurious plush designer interiors, reports Orange News. The makers Mike Konigsfeld and Tom Brandl have lived together for more than 10 years in Cologne, Germany and told the paper the images of muscular young men in classical poses are the perfect way to send off a loved one. "Naturally there were some people who threw their hands up in horror when we had them on display in the window but they are tasteful and beautiful - like our customers," Konigsfeld told the paper. "People are cutting back in the recession but the one group of consumers who still have high spending power are gay couples and very few people are designing for them in this market," Konigsfeld said Read more: www.foxnews.com/world/2010/11/17/german-funeral-directors-design-gay-coffins/#ixzz15xSwPwGv********************* Now if we could just come up with a good name for this product........Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 21, 2010 17:57:57 GMT -6
Now if we could just come up with a good name for this product........ Jack-Off-In-The-Box?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 21, 2010 17:58:37 GMT -6
Now if we could just come up with a good name for this product........ The Gay Today, Gone Tomorrow Express
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 21, 2010 17:59:40 GMT -6
Now if we could just come up with a good name for this product........ The Poop-Chute Shuttle?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 21, 2010 18:00:49 GMT -6
Now if we could just come up with a good name for this product........ Well, given the fact that it's German, maybe the most appropriate name would be "Das Booty".
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 21, 2010 18:04:22 GMT -6
If it's a coffin for gay men, does that mean they bury the guy face-down?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 21, 2010 22:51:30 GMT -6
Or maybe two-to-a-box.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Nov 22, 2010 0:34:00 GMT -6
Well I can not think of a good for them but if those guy are going to make a buck doing it good for them.
Everyone deserves to be buried the way they want.
Joe
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 22, 2010 9:38:53 GMT -6
The motto should be, "Going down was never so dignified".
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 22, 2010 9:41:49 GMT -6
Dont casket, dont delve
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 22, 2010 9:44:32 GMT -6
From mud on the helmet to dirt on the coffin.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 22, 2010 10:18:59 GMT -6
Only difference with a regular casket seems to be its queer veneer.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 22, 2010 10:38:48 GMT -6
If your partner is making the transition from being entered to being interred, then why not use our new Gay Coffin.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 22, 2010 10:51:32 GMT -6
Don't ask, don't tell, don't resuscitate.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 22, 2010 10:55:55 GMT -6
Our new Gay Coffin AIDS you in handling the funeral process.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 22, 2010 11:23:44 GMT -6
Of course the only available alternative would be burial by fire, and we know that flaming gay's dont want to go through eternity suffering man creamation jokes
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