Shoot-A-Brew

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I hope they make one of these soon for mixed cocktails ...

Shoot A Brew: For the Lazy Yet Hilarious Boozer, an Automated Cooler That Shoots Beer into Your Lap

It looks like a hoax and might very well be one, but the folks behind Shoot A Brew would like you to believe that this invention is just what you need to liven your next party without even having to get up out of your chair. This automated cooler -- priced at $295, no less -- is equipped with a catapult mechanism that sends cans of beer flying in a gentle arc to whoever is standing up to eight feet in front of it. Genius? Gimmick? Gift idea for your favorite tailgating uncle? Um, sure, all of the aforementioned. After all, beer cans are back.

[Chicago Jake]

Not much left in your martini glass, though, after sending it through an eight-foot arc.

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Apparently, you were testing the prototype -- the new model has one of those sipping lids like they have on the top of take-out coffee cups. It comes out sealed, then you flip the tab back to imbibe.

[Chicago Jake]

Cool, and it would be guaranteed to be shaken, not stirred.

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Once they figure out how to pit the olives, they'll really have something special.