Post by Tex on Sept 29, 2010 19:23:04 GMT -6
A lady was walking and a frog jumped up and said "Good evening, would you kiss me?"
She asked if he would turn into a charming prince.
He answered that he was a little different and would turn into a genie and grant her three wishes.
She kissed him and the frog turned into a genie. The genie said, "There is one catch - whatever you ask of me, your husband will get ten times over."
For her first wish, she asked to be turned into the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie admonished her that he could do just that but that her husband would be by far the most handsome man in the world and she would have hundreds of women hitting on him. She said that their relationship was strong enough to withstand that and poof, she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Secondly, she wanted a hundred million dollars. The genie said that would be doable, but now her husband would be irresistably handsome and a billionaire. No problem, their marriage could take it, poof and a wire transfer.
The genie asked what she wanted for her third wish.
She said she wanted to have a mild heart attack.
She asked if he would turn into a charming prince.
He answered that he was a little different and would turn into a genie and grant her three wishes.
She kissed him and the frog turned into a genie. The genie said, "There is one catch - whatever you ask of me, your husband will get ten times over."
For her first wish, she asked to be turned into the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie admonished her that he could do just that but that her husband would be by far the most handsome man in the world and she would have hundreds of women hitting on him. She said that their relationship was strong enough to withstand that and poof, she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Secondly, she wanted a hundred million dollars. The genie said that would be doable, but now her husband would be irresistably handsome and a billionaire. No problem, their marriage could take it, poof and a wire transfer.
The genie asked what she wanted for her third wish.
She said she wanted to have a mild heart attack.
