Post by Robin Hood on Sept 27, 2010 15:04:09 GMT -6
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? ;D
Here is a little test that will help you decide...
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a criminal with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal.45 ACP,
and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds,
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do???
Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away, while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street, that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days, and try to come to a consensus..
* This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Here is a little test that will help you decide...
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a criminal with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal.45 ACP,
and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds,
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do???
Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away, while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street, that would discourage such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days, and try to come to a consensus..
* This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ..
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!