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Sept 24, 2010 14:41:01 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 14:41:01 GMT -6
Happy Sukkot.
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Sept 24, 2010 14:43:02 GMT -6
Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 24, 2010 14:43:02 GMT -6
He's Back!! Hey Simon, what's happening?
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Sept 24, 2010 14:44:31 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 14:44:31 GMT -6
He must've found us on Twitter.
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Sept 24, 2010 14:49:43 GMT -6
Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 24, 2010 14:49:43 GMT -6
Your choice. How 'bout that new version of Photoshop, eh?
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Sept 24, 2010 14:57:14 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 14:57:14 GMT -6
Never mind that. Have you heard that I'm pregnant? Unfortunately, I have no idea who the father is. I'm such a SLUT!
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Sept 24, 2010 15:13:16 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 15:13:16 GMT -6
That's what my OB/GYN said.
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Sept 24, 2010 15:19:13 GMT -6
Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 24, 2010 15:19:13 GMT -6
Good for you, Simon. We've missed you, and are glad to see you back.
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Sept 24, 2010 15:19:33 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Sept 24, 2010 15:19:33 GMT -6
Thank goodness you finally showed up, I've been checking every elevator on 8th avenue for months.
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Sept 24, 2010 15:19:42 GMT -6
Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 24, 2010 15:19:42 GMT -6
Never mind that. Have you heard that I'm pregnant? Unfortunately, I have no idea who the father is. I'm such a SLUT! I'm sure you'll love it whoever the father is, as soon as it bursts out through your chest.
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Sept 24, 2010 15:29:25 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Sept 24, 2010 15:29:25 GMT -6
Thank goodness you finally showed up, I've been checking every elevator on 8th avenue for months. Gaz, it was great talking to you on the phone a few minutes ago, and all the better for not having someone telling who I can be friends with.Simon Not so fast I complied a list, but so far only Divemaster is on it. He's a know-it-all. (and he really does know everything!
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Sept 24, 2010 15:36:06 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 15:36:06 GMT -6
I want to say to my good friends on this here fine message board that I am so sorry for the way I disappeared from this board and your lives. I started this year telling myself 2010 was going to be 'my year' but it turned out to be down there with the worst of them, and in the process I made the mistake of living my life the way someone else wanted me to, and apologising for who I am, so as to keep them happy, and in doing so keep myself happy too. Only I've not been happy. I've been very unhappy. And that shit ends now!! So, in other words, nothing's new?
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Sept 24, 2010 15:57:18 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 15:57:18 GMT -6
Does this mean I can finally go back to my Samuel L. Jackson avatar?
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Sept 24, 2010 16:06:05 GMT -6
Post by nolaflacav on Sept 24, 2010 16:06:05 GMT -6
Holy Shit! Anybody want to lay odds on the next person to reappear from a long layoff?
Or perhaps be involved in an odd lay?
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Sept 24, 2010 16:15:57 GMT -6
Post by innit Geezer on Sept 24, 2010 16:15:57 GMT -6
Holy Shit! Anybody want to lay odds on the next person to reappear from a long layoff? Or perhaps be involved in an odd lay? I'd bet Harry shows up around election time to rip a few new assholes.
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Sept 24, 2010 17:31:28 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 24, 2010 17:31:28 GMT -6
Simon great to see you back.
Joe
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Sept 24, 2010 19:47:57 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 19:47:57 GMT -6
Never. The guy doesn't know how to appreciate a good gang bang the way you do.
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Sept 24, 2010 20:03:48 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 20:03:48 GMT -6
Ah, there we go! I feel SOOO much better now!
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Sept 24, 2010 21:07:42 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 24, 2010 21:07:42 GMT -6
DAMN SIMON, I KNEW YOU WOULD FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT
WELCOME BACK.
Can you get your ass to HII by mid November?
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Sept 24, 2010 21:12:53 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 21:12:53 GMT -6
Or even late December?
Hey, the third week of October in NYC would be an acceptable compromise.
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Sept 24, 2010 23:19:37 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 24, 2010 23:19:37 GMT -6
What on earth are you talking about Joe? How could you possibly see my back from there? Simon Another of my mystical powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe
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Sept 24, 2010 23:47:41 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 24, 2010 23:47:41 GMT -6
Mystical or mistaken?
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Sept 25, 2010 7:59:04 GMT -6
Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 25, 2010 7:59:04 GMT -6
Good question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sept 25, 2010 8:08:20 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 25, 2010 8:08:20 GMT -6
With a good enough telescope I can see my own back, which is disgusting enough when viewed in a mirror
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Sept 25, 2010 8:18:18 GMT -6
Post by Tex on Sept 25, 2010 8:18:18 GMT -6
Good to have you back with us Simon. We have missed you. Hanging with a control freak eventually wears thin.
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Sept 25, 2010 9:05:15 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 25, 2010 9:05:15 GMT -6
With a good enough telescope I can see my own back ... That's a nice trick, but can you see Russia from Alaska?
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Sept 25, 2010 13:07:06 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 25, 2010 13:07:06 GMT -6
... and back again
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Sept 25, 2010 13:39:34 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 25, 2010 13:39:34 GMT -6
In that case, you should probably run for Prescient of these here Estados Unidos in 2012 as a Tea Panty candidate.
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Sept 25, 2010 13:48:36 GMT -6
Post by Ardbeg... innit on Sept 25, 2010 13:48:36 GMT -6
Im holding out for the Pee Party nomination.
And Unidos?? WTF make up your mind, is it a one or a two??
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Sept 25, 2010 14:09:53 GMT -6
Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 25, 2010 14:09:53 GMT -6
"Out of one, many".
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Sept 25, 2010 14:32:01 GMT -6
Post by Tex on Sept 25, 2010 14:32:01 GMT -6
You really can see Russia from Alaska - even without a telescope.
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