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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 22, 2010 22:36:25 GMT -6
So I'm dragging my bare ass out'a bed stumbling into the kitchen lookin' for that hit of ice tea (I'm Southern . . . never did the coffee thing), fill the glass full and walk onto the pool deck for a mornin' sniff of air when the dog breaks into a barking frenzy and the front door bell rigs.
Me?? I'm scratching my bare balls nekkid as a jay bird (it's MY house, dammit!) when I walk back inside and peek 'round the corner and see two folks at my front door with "books" in hand. OK . . don't want to be racist (or reckless) but I'm pretty damn sure they are Witnesses come to save my soul.
I hide in the kitchen till I see them walk away, but then wonder, why not convert them to being nudists??
Somehow I just don't think they would understand.
But it got me to thinking it did. WHY NOT knock on neighbors doors nekkid and convert them? If only I had some knockers.
Help??
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 23, 2010 0:54:48 GMT -6
I like the way you think.
I'm not going to go knocking on anyone's doors. But.... the next time someone knocks on MY door, I'm going to give them the pitch to join MY way of thinking.
Great idea, Robert!.......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 23, 2010 5:43:04 GMT -6
Great idea Bob. I have cousins who are with JW and will have to ask them sometime if anyone has ever answered the door nekkid, and what they did.
As to dealing with JW's, answer the door and tell them you used to be one and left the flock... technically that makes you ostracized in their point of view and they will depart immediately.
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Post by bigdog8088 on May 23, 2010 10:33:29 GMT -6
A couple of years back, on a saturday Morning...I was Elbow deep under the hood of my step-son's car..I look down the Driveway to see a pair of JW's approaching...They Started there speel and I in return ( In my Best german Accent,in German asked them if they could speak German..) They left...
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Post by Tex on May 23, 2010 12:14:52 GMT -6
That's when I really miss my big hound. He would sit under the front porch asleep until some dipshit approached my door and would run out showing big teeth and with the hair standing up on his neck. He could discern my drinking buddies and would run out and lick their hand. Smart dog.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 23, 2010 13:10:56 GMT -6
I'm now left to wonder how you taught the dog to lick the hand of your drinking buddies. Between that and the visual image of Dr. Bob naked, I have to tell you that this is certainly not the most relaxing Sunday afternoon I've ever spent.
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Post by Tex on May 23, 2010 16:52:40 GMT -6
You are no dog person Beeb. The dog will lick your hand if he likes you - no training required.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 23, 2010 17:01:56 GMT -6
You are no dog person Beeb. Not true. I've been called a son of a bitch many times. The dog will lick your hand if he likes you - no training required. If he only licks your hand, then clearly, it needs more training. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 23, 2010 19:07:17 GMT -6
You are no dog person Beeb. The dog will lick your hand if he likes you - no training required. I think we've isolated the crux of the issue right there. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 23, 2010 20:17:40 GMT -6
He will lick me if he likes me, but will he like me if he licks me?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 24, 2010 4:35:03 GMT -6
If he licks you, and likes you, then he will probably lick himself.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 24, 2010 8:30:06 GMT -6
But if he doesn't like you, then he will lick himself and *then* lick YOU.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 24, 2010 15:00:10 GMT -6
I was so pleased our new dog would lick my face until I saw it licking the cats ass. Bastard!!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 24, 2010 15:10:26 GMT -6
The cat probably felt the same way when it saw the dog lick your face.
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