"If you want porn, get an Android phone."

[Chicago Jake]

"If you want porn, get an Android phone." At least according to Steve Jobs! I guess Capt Gary, Alice, and I are onto something after all.......Jake

*********************

If you want porn, get an Android phone, says Steve Jobs

Apple CEO Steve Jobs has been responding to customer emails a lot lately, but his latest email has made the headlines, probably because it involves pornography.

When asked by customer Matthew Browning about Apple's role in being gatekeepers, Jobs responded: "We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone."

This is the second time in the last month that Jobs has made a public connection between rival operating system Android and porn. At a Q&A after the unveiling of OS 4.0, Jobs had said: "You know, there’s a porn store for Android. You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there."

Apple and Google are just in the beginning stages of what should end up being the biggest rivalry in the smartphone market, and it seems for now Apple is trying to make some subtle slights at Android.

www.afterdawn.com/news/article.cfm/2010/04/20/if_you_want_porn_get_an_android_phone_says_steve_jobs

[Ardbeg... innit]

The Evangelical Church of Apple has a strong an omnipotent head. Pope Jobs and his minions are on the job protecting us.

[♥ COVID-19♥]

It's refreshing that he's no longer going after Micro$uck (for now).

[Ardbeg... innit]

Refreshing, but obviously he has turned his attention on us. After watching Alien/Predator movies, I am very aware that you want the demon focused on the other demon.

[Tex]

He might have fucked himself. There would not be any porn if no one liked it.

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Apr 21, 2010 9:54:48 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

Refreshing, but obviously he has turned his attention on us. After watching Alien/Predator movies, I am very aware that you want the demon focused on the other demon.

Perhaps because it is WE who are the other demon.

WHOA! That was way too deep for me! Now I need to lay down with a cold compress on my forehead for a few hours after that one. Someone please wake me when it's cocktail hour.

[Merlot Joe]

Apr 21, 2010 5:04:32 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

The Evangelical Church of Apple has a strong an omnipotent head. Pope Jobs and his minions are on the job protecting us.

If I want protection I'll ask for it. As far as I am concered Jobs can take his Apple and fuck himself with it.

Joe

[Chicago Jake]

Apr 21, 2010 10:20:10 GMT -6 Merlot Joe said:

Apr 21, 2010 5:04:32 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

The Evangelical Church of Apple has a strong an omnipotent head. Pope Jobs and his minions are on the job protecting us.

If I want protection I'll ask for it. As far as I am concered Jobs can take his Apple and fuck himself with it.

Joe

There's an app for that.

[Ardbeg... innit]

That would be porn Joe, and the irony of that video out on iPhones would be too much for Beeb's cold compress to handle.

[Merlot Joe]

He would have to learn to deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Joe