Post by Tex on Mar 3, 2010 15:16:17 GMT -6
A plane on a secret mission crashed in the desert and all were killed except an Englishman, Irishman and a Scottsman.
The Englishman took control of the situation and explained that due to the secret nature of the mission, no one would be looking for them and so they had to walk back to base.
'I say now chaps, we have no chance of rescue and not much water'. 'Some of us will die here and I suggest who ever is left alive, he should bury the dead face down in the sand so the buzzards dont peck their eyes out'
They walk for several days and water runs out. Soon the Scottsman dies and the other two bury him face down so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out.
Charles and Paddy walk on another two days and then Charles dies and so Paddy buries him face down in the sand so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out.
Paddy walks for another day and suddenly realises when he dies, there is no one left to bury him face down so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out. He has a good idea. He digs a hole and jumps in face down and flicks sand over himself, but his ass is left sticking out of the sand.
An arab comes trotting past on his camel and spots Paddys ass sticking out of the sand.
'Oh my' he thinks to himself rather camply, 'They are growing wild out here, I think im gonna just help myself' and proceeds to hump Paddys ass.
Paddy shouts, 'You can peck and peck as hard as you like but your not getting my eyes'
The Englishman took control of the situation and explained that due to the secret nature of the mission, no one would be looking for them and so they had to walk back to base.
'I say now chaps, we have no chance of rescue and not much water'. 'Some of us will die here and I suggest who ever is left alive, he should bury the dead face down in the sand so the buzzards dont peck their eyes out'
They walk for several days and water runs out. Soon the Scottsman dies and the other two bury him face down so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out.
Charles and Paddy walk on another two days and then Charles dies and so Paddy buries him face down in the sand so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out.
Paddy walks for another day and suddenly realises when he dies, there is no one left to bury him face down so the buzzards cant peck his eyes out. He has a good idea. He digs a hole and jumps in face down and flicks sand over himself, but his ass is left sticking out of the sand.
An arab comes trotting past on his camel and spots Paddys ass sticking out of the sand.
'Oh my' he thinks to himself rather camply, 'They are growing wild out here, I think im gonna just help myself' and proceeds to hump Paddys ass.
Paddy shouts, 'You can peck and peck as hard as you like but your not getting my eyes'