Talent

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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Will you give me a drink if I show you something amazing?" The bartender says, "It'll have to be good." The drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog, sits him down at the piano and the frog begins to play hot jazz. "That's amazing, " exclaims the bartender and gives him a drink. After he finishes the drink the drunk says, "If I show you something else amazing can I have another?" "Buddy, show me something else like that and you can drink all night for free!". The drunk pulls a mouse out of his pocket and the mouse starts to scat sing along with the frog! The bartender sets the bottle in front of the drunk and says, "Have at 'er". Sometime later a talent scout walks in and hers the dou at the piano and immediately asks the bartender who owns the rights to that act. He gestures to the drunik passed out on the floor. "Hey buddy, wake up. I'll give you 100k for the rights to that act", he says. The drunk shakes his head no. "OK, I'll give you 50k for the mouse alone." The drunk tells him he has a deal. The scout whips out his check book and the deal is done, grabs his mouse and leaves. "Fella, you just broke up a million dollar act!", syas the tender. "Ah, don't worry about it friend", says the drunk, "The frog is a ventrilliquist."