Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Feb 5, 2010 0:23:34 GMT -6
We just got back from a week of skiing at Big Sky. I’ve never skied there before. It was great as they had all kinds of snow the first 3 days we were there, then sunny and nice the last 3. NO lift lines at all. In fact, there was so little a crowd that I wondered how they could stay in business. A local told me it was related to the sale of real estate in the area. Indeed, adjacent to Big Sky on the mountain is a private resort, Yellowstone something’arother, which caters to the “Rich and Famous.” I remarked upon hearing about this area that I was surprised I had not been contacted. Hhhrumph!! ;D
I also just had a birthday. A friend asked at this late age if I was still continent. I told him I am still continent but seem to pass gas a lot more with much less worry that someone will hear me. In fact, I take pride in farting long and loud. It’s what I do when I’m bored, which is a lot lately.
I did have a golf lesson today. The pro knows someone who is friends with Tiger Wood's agent. Something like that. Apparently, there is much more to come out. Rumor has it Tiger lost several teeth when his wife, while swinging a golf club, mistook his big smile for a golf ball. He also had plastic surgery somewhere in Arizona to correct other related defects to the divot. Given the proximity to his head (the cerebral one) there was concern, apparently, which was why the police were persistent, that charges of attempted murder could have been brought against his cute blond wife.
Gotta love those Swedish models!! <Smooch!>
Oh, but there’s more!!
Tiger, as you all know by now, has been spending time in Mississippi. A strange place for an African American to be, given the curious lack of tolerance of his kind in that state. But, alas, it’s all for his own good. He’s at a sex rehab clinic. Apparently, he just can’t seem to keep Willy locked up anymore. Oh, you new that, didn’t you?
What I’m guessing you didn’t know is said agent revealed to my friend’s friend (or was it cousin? Shoot, can’t remember now) that Tiger enjoyed private sex parties at private residences where they turn the lights down very low, everyone (men AND women) get nekkid and what happens, happens. The implication, which I can neither confirm nor deny, is that Tiger has a penchant for other male tigers, not to mention his known desire for cheetahs and pussy (cats).
Makes my putter flutter!!
Not!
NO wonder he strokes it so well. Can’t wait till he is playing again and when he hits a shot, someone yells, “in the hole!” What will Johnny Miller say then?? I'm guessing, "What do you think, Roger? Can you tell which hole he's talking about?"
<In hushed tone>
"Johnny, I think it's the asshole."
Johnny replies, "No Shit!"
I’ve been trying to get a woody for the past 30 minutes, but looking at the picture of Tiger in my golf magazine just ain’t doing it for me. I think I’ll surf some porno now . . . I’ll check back when it’s hard.
Don’t wait up.
…………….Bob
I also just had a birthday. A friend asked at this late age if I was still continent. I told him I am still continent but seem to pass gas a lot more with much less worry that someone will hear me. In fact, I take pride in farting long and loud. It’s what I do when I’m bored, which is a lot lately.
I did have a golf lesson today. The pro knows someone who is friends with Tiger Wood's agent. Something like that. Apparently, there is much more to come out. Rumor has it Tiger lost several teeth when his wife, while swinging a golf club, mistook his big smile for a golf ball. He also had plastic surgery somewhere in Arizona to correct other related defects to the divot. Given the proximity to his head (the cerebral one) there was concern, apparently, which was why the police were persistent, that charges of attempted murder could have been brought against his cute blond wife.
Gotta love those Swedish models!! <Smooch!>
Oh, but there’s more!!
Tiger, as you all know by now, has been spending time in Mississippi. A strange place for an African American to be, given the curious lack of tolerance of his kind in that state. But, alas, it’s all for his own good. He’s at a sex rehab clinic. Apparently, he just can’t seem to keep Willy locked up anymore. Oh, you new that, didn’t you?
What I’m guessing you didn’t know is said agent revealed to my friend’s friend (or was it cousin? Shoot, can’t remember now) that Tiger enjoyed private sex parties at private residences where they turn the lights down very low, everyone (men AND women) get nekkid and what happens, happens. The implication, which I can neither confirm nor deny, is that Tiger has a penchant for other male tigers, not to mention his known desire for cheetahs and pussy (cats).
Makes my putter flutter!!
Not!NO wonder he strokes it so well. Can’t wait till he is playing again and when he hits a shot, someone yells, “in the hole!” What will Johnny Miller say then?? I'm guessing, "What do you think, Roger? Can you tell which hole he's talking about?"
<In hushed tone>
"Johnny, I think it's the asshole."
Johnny replies, "No Shit!"
I’ve been trying to get a woody for the past 30 minutes, but looking at the picture of Tiger in my golf magazine just ain’t doing it for me. I think I’ll surf some porno now . . . I’ll check back when it’s hard.
Don’t wait up.
…………….Bob
