Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 25, 2010 6:57:25 GMT -6
Now that I am older, my cardiologist, advised me to watch my diet. Now I avoid eating healthy natural foods because I read somewhere that most people die of natural causes. I'll have a double Whopper now please!
Sorry to report that me and the Mrs. had heated words last night. I didn't get a chance to use mine. Which reminds me... I was fishing with my friend Bob the other day and he says to me, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over two months now." I kept sipping my beer then told him "You'd really better think it over, Bob. A good women like that is hard to find."
I was in my favorite restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass some gas... The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music... After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to that damn iPod.
I was sitting on my porch this morning and a motorist pulled up in front of my house for directions and asked me, "How do you get into town old man?" I said "Usually my son takes me." He muttered something than drove off. Hope he's still drivin' around.
Sorry to report that me and the Mrs. had heated words last night. I didn't get a chance to use mine. Which reminds me... I was fishing with my friend Bob the other day and he says to me, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over two months now." I kept sipping my beer then told him "You'd really better think it over, Bob. A good women like that is hard to find."
I was in my favorite restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass some gas... The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music... After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to that damn iPod.
I was sitting on my porch this morning and a motorist pulled up in front of my house for directions and asked me, "How do you get into town old man?" I said "Usually my son takes me." He muttered something than drove off. Hope he's still drivin' around.