Vbplyr's XXX-mas Party

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Ah, the beauty of northern New Jersey in the Christmas season! It's true -- if you can get past the industrial parks, rendering plants and strip malls, certain areas can be downright pleasant.

Take a certain region just about a half hour's bus ride from Manhattan's Times Square, for example ... a nabe inhabited by my bestest pal in the whole wide world, Vbplyr, my usual partner in crime during the New Year's Eve folly to which I occasionally refer as my vacation.

This year, her first in her condo newly purchased this past spring, she held a Christmas Tree Trimming Party. Little did I know what was in store -- and shame on me for under estimating the acquaintances of a gal who's clearly very much in a Hedo state of mind these days.

To wit:

Her Christmas tree ...



N'est-ce pas?

What's that?

You don't get my point?

Perhaps a closer examination is warranted ...

SPOILER: Click to show

and do pardon the quality of some of these pix -- they are as fuzzy as my brain was this morning when I awoke the day after following an almost single-handed polishing off of an entire bottle of Jack Daniels ...

For example -- what better brings to mind the true giving spirit of Christmas but a Christmas Tree light in the shape of a glans, topped - off (if you'll pardon the expression) with a strawberry flavored condom?



When you think of gifts, what comes to mind for the perfect wrapping for the best of gifts? That's right -- womens' thong panties!



... And when topping - off any Christmas tree, why use something as mundane as an angel or a star when you can use the gift that keeps on giving ...

A dildo.



Yep, things in Negril are gonna be mighty interesting about three weeks from now ...

-- BB (who, on a rare trip to the suburbs of New Jersey, has finally found a place I like to call "The Middle Of Nowhere")

[Chicago Jake]

Now that's a tree with BALLS!

Of course there are nice parts of New Jersey. They couldn't call it the Garden State if it was all wasteland, now could they?

[♥ COVID-19♥]

You've never heard of irony?

[Kawaii Kaiju]

Dec 6, 2009 22:05:48 GMT -6 ♥ COVID-19♥ said:

You've never heard of irony?

Of course we have. It's like bronzey, only harder.

Zilla (who NEVER gets tired of that stupid joke. NEVER!)

[Ardbeg... innit]

It took me a while to ferric out the meaning of that.

[Irish Stu]

I'm sure you had to really zinc about it.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

Ur-cranium is isnt doing too bad either

[Irish Stu]

I hope you're not trying to lead this thread astray.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

Hellium no

[innit Geezer]

Fun pictures! I'm sure you'll all have a good old time at H2. That's a week I'd like to try along with Halloween and Spanksgiving.

[vbplyr]

For the record - I did not decorate the tree like that, that was compliments of some of my party guests !!

[Ardbeg... innit]

Right, and you just visit "Negril"

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Yeah, just like you were only a "roommate" with Santilli in "Negril".

[Ardbeg... innit]

A cyber donation to your Christmas motif