Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 11, 2009 5:24:34 GMT -6
Elsewhere I found that by using the "Italian Chandelier" sex position, a woman can burnabout 920 calories per hour. But what about us guys, how many do we burn during sex? I found this guide...
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories *
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................................8 Calories
With one hand.....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories *
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............................6 Calories
Without an erection.................3315 Calories *
POSITIONS:
Missionary........................12 Calories
69 lying down..................78 Calories
69 standing up..............812 Calories *
Wheelbarrow.................216 Calories *
Doggy Style....................326 Calories *
Italian chandelier............912 Calories *
ORGASMS:
Real.................................112 Calories
Fake..............................1315 Calories *
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories *
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..........................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................80 Calories
40-49 years........................124 Calories *
50-59 years......................1972 Calories *
60-69 years......................7916 Calories *
70 and over......Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.....................................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...5218 Calories *
With your wife knocking at the door...13,521 Calories *
* Results may vary.
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories *
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................................8 Calories
With one hand.....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories *
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............................6 Calories
Without an erection.................3315 Calories *
POSITIONS:
Missionary........................12 Calories
69 lying down..................78 Calories
69 standing up..............812 Calories *
Wheelbarrow.................216 Calories *
Doggy Style....................326 Calories *
Italian chandelier............912 Calories *
ORGASMS:
Real.................................112 Calories
Fake..............................1315 Calories *
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories *
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..........................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................80 Calories
40-49 years........................124 Calories *
50-59 years......................1972 Calories *
60-69 years......................7916 Calories *
70 and over......Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.....................................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...5218 Calories *
With your wife knocking at the door...13,521 Calories *
* Results may vary.
