Post by edie2u on Jun 26, 2009 8:47:00 GMT -6
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street, and they see a sign on a
store which reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair.'
Bubba says to his pal, 'Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these clothes, take 'em back to Winston-Salem , sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.'
'Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know.'
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them trousers at $2.50 each. Then I'll back up my pickup and .....'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You fellas are from North Carolina, aren't you'?
'Well.... yeah,' says a surprised Bubba.... 'How come you know that?"
'Because this is a dry-cleaners.'
