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Post by wareagle on Jun 11, 2009 6:52:37 GMT -6
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes " says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golfclub?"
"Yes, yes, I did..." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 11, 2009 7:57:54 GMT -6
Should have hit him once and then taken the penalty and a drop
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Post by wareagle on Jun 11, 2009 8:14:31 GMT -6
Should have hit him once and then taken the penalty and a drop If she thought she hit him 6 times but wanted a 5 she could always get a mulligan.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 11, 2009 8:33:34 GMT -6
Mulligan was probably hiding in the closet, and the reason she killed her husband.
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