DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

[wareagle]

DOCTOR'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank & Chris Dodd."

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.

[Ardbeg... innit]

I prefer to stick with time tested traditional treatments... the concept that Dan Quayle or Dick Cheney were a heartbeat away from the Presidency usually loosened my bowels, if that didnt work, thinking about John Ashcroft being in charge of my Constitutional rights did.

[wareagle]

Jun 9, 2009 4:40:40 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

I prefer to stick with time tested traditional treatments... the concept that Dan Quayle or Dick Cheney were a heartbeat away from the Presidency usually loosened my bowels, if that didnt work, thinking about John Ashcroft being in charge of my Constitutional rights did.

I was never constipated in 1990's thanks to self appointed self serving ex acting assistant President Hillary Clinton for 8 years.

[Ardbeg... innit]

good point