Somali Cruises

[Ardbeg... innit]

I dont know if RH did their website, but this sure is tempting (not all-inclusive, but Im sure in a year or so Superclubs will have taken them over) ...

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back

Link

$800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing).

M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95.

Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95.

RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200.

Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included.

[Irish Stu]

Do they operate the towel exchange programme?

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

Doubtful, its an "all the turbans you can grab policy"

[Irish Stu]

Be careful or you'll get accused of overselling it.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

You mean like a "Sunshine Guarantee"

[Irish Stu]

Indeed, so now would be a good time to offer some balance by mentioning the smoking ban in the covered eateries.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

I wonder how their egg prep is?

[Ardbeg... innit]

Personally, I will wait to read Chris' book on the subject before I commit to going

[Irish Stu]

I couldn't wait... my deposit is already on it's way to Dennyp.

Simon

[Irish Stu]

We're a good looking couple and this will be our first time on a hijacking. So we are wondering if some of the vets can tell us if there are likely to be other good looking couples like us to hook up with?

Simon

[nolaflacav]

Are erections frowned upon when walking on the aft deck?

[Ardbeg... innit]

You are referring to the poop deck, right? (Shameless, I know it was used on a Family Guy rerun last night, but the set up was perfect)

[nolaflacav]

Jun 2, 2009 13:53:31 GMT -6 Ardbeg... innit said:

You are referring to the poop deck, right? (Shameless, I know it was used on a Family Guy rerun last night, but the set up was perfect)

You say potato. I say potato.

I guess it does not read as well as it sounds!

[Irish Stu]

I say tomato.

Simon

[Ardbeg... innit]

I say AK-47

[bigdog8088]

AK-47 ? what is that ?

[Ardbeg... innit]

Like it says in the first post, its an "assault riffle". Ive canoed many streams and Ive never been assaulted by a riffle and thought it sounded interesting