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Post by Chicago Jake on May 5, 2009 8:19:54 GMT -6
For those of you who might not know, the Cubs' former announcer, Harry Carey, always sang "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" during the seventh inning stretch at all home games. That is, until he croaked.
Now, they have a visiting celebrity sing it at each game. Denise Richards (Starship Troopers, The World Is Not Enough, Wild Things, and Charlie Sheen's ex) was in town for some sort of cancer fundraiser, and they asked her to do it.
Big mistake.......
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 5, 2009 8:30:24 GMT -6
Cant you implement a "Not Suitable for the Hearing" warning... my ears are bleeding
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 5, 2009 8:31:50 GMT -6
And here I thought *I* was a bad singer. I realize now how much further down I have to slip.......Jake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 5, 2009 8:37:19 GMT -6
Somebody has to book her for the Piano Lounge
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Post by Irish Stu on May 6, 2009 6:24:44 GMT -6
I watched this yesterday but didn't post until now... I've been in too much shock.
Don't you have laws against that kind of thing over there?
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 6, 2009 6:45:15 GMT -6
Youre right Simon, Homeland Security should have been notified
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Post by Irish Stu on May 6, 2009 7:42:18 GMT -6
And ordered to shoot on sight.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 6, 2009 7:46:41 GMT -6
Her singing was even banned from Gitmo for being unnecessarily cruel.
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Post by Irish Stu on May 6, 2009 8:00:41 GMT -6
Yep, the inmates took a vote and said if given the choice they'd prefer waterboarding.
Simon
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Post by nolaflacav on May 6, 2009 8:18:45 GMT -6
I think Renee Richards could have done a better job as a duet.
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2009 8:28:12 GMT -6
Her dad Keith was quoted as saying, "She must be on drugs!"
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 6, 2009 8:44:13 GMT -6
... and thats about the best voice of authority on that subject available
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Post by nolaflacav on May 6, 2009 9:08:22 GMT -6
I think her taste in men is suspect too.  |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 6, 2009 9:11:06 GMT -6
At least that gives some of us hope.
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2009 11:18:17 GMT -6
Okay, let's recap: Can she sing? - NO Can she act? - NO Why the hell is she famous again? all lips and tits |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 6, 2009 12:04:44 GMT -6
The Cubs should be totally embarrassed for having her sing that song. If she had been at AT&T parking in San Francisco, we would have booed her ass out of there. They usually get someone in the stands to sing it and then they given them a Giants hat for making an ass out of themselves. Hell I would do it for the hat.
Why don't they just play a tape of Harry signing the song in his memory? It would be much nicer.
Joe
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2009 12:20:29 GMT -6
On the plus side, she was still better than Rosanne.
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 6, 2009 12:29:32 GMT -6
On the plus side, she was still better than Rosanne. Hell I can do it better than Rosanne. Joe |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 6, 2009 12:41:22 GMT -6
I hope you're talking about singing.
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 6, 2009 16:47:20 GMT -6
Well at least I think I am.
Joe
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