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Post by Hazelita on Jun 13, 2005 21:36:26 GMT -6
Hey there, newest member. Are you supposed to be the stinky French skunk from Looney Tunes, Pepe le Pew (Edited thread title since the stinky skunk changed the spelling of his name in the member list.)  |
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Post by Pepe Le Pew on Jun 13, 2005 22:25:11 GMT -6
Ahhh, my dearest Pampered Princess... I can see that you have been starving for affection, or shall I say, for MY affection! Clearly, you have been wasting your wonderful physical charms on lesser men, geeks and buffoons, and especially the TOTAL geekiness of that truly odious Chicago Jake, all the while only waiting for the TRUE LOVE of a charming and transcendent FRENCHMAN such as MYSELF! You may count yourself lucky and blessed that I am finally HERE, to make your life complete, make your soul SING, and make your body QUIVER and TESTIFY to the transcendent ecstacy that only a French-born man of LOVE can bring to the corporeal needs of your nubile and voluptuous body. Lie down, close your eyes, and wait for my ECSTACY to fill every cell of your sweet little body....... Your Loving and Devoted Pepe
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Post by DT on Jun 13, 2005 23:12:54 GMT -6
PP watch out for sweet words coming from a skunk  |
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 14, 2005 5:08:33 GMT -6
Dear Devoted Pepe, There is NO way in hell I would go out with you. You SMELL BAD!!!!  But I admit you sure have a way with words. PP |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 14, 2005 9:23:54 GMT -6
Clearly, you have been wasting your wonderful physical charms on lesser men, geeks and buffoons ... Not true. We have never dated. |
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Post by Christinko on Jun 14, 2005 16:28:46 GMT -6
PLP....PP may say you stink, but I'm one of those people who genuinely likes the smell of skunks (genetic determination) and inhales deeply near road kill of that nature. Smells like trees in heat to me.
Don't waste your French love on PP---my nose is bigger. Hers is all tiny.
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Post by vbplyr on Jun 14, 2005 17:53:01 GMT -6
I don't know about anyone else, but if I was waiting for someon'e ECSTASY to fill my body, I would like it spelled correctly.....
sounds like we have a French BB here
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 14, 2005 21:51:08 GMT -6
Don't waste your French love on PP---my nose is bigger. Hers is all tiny. Yeah, but I have bigger boobs. |
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Post by Pepe Le Pew on Jun 14, 2005 23:10:15 GMT -6
Dear Devoted Pepe, There is NO way in hell I would go out with you. You SMELL BAD!!!! Ahhhh, I sense that your heart and soul begin to sing to me, to see that you and I were meant to be together, as you can no longer deny, despite your best efforts to resist. The very fact that you fixate on trifles such as my mere bodily odor SHOW the most casual observer that you need, desire, and yes, CRAVE my physical and carnal presence in your life; yesterday, today and all of your tomorrows. Come with me to the Casbah!.....Your Devoted and heart-throbbing Pepe |
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Post by Pepe Le Pew on Jun 14, 2005 23:17:25 GMT -6
Don't waste your French love on PP---my nose is bigger. Hers is all tiny. Ahhh, my dearest and truest Christinko, soul of my soul, scent of my scent, true blossom of my most reeking and foul bodily odors, you KNOW that you are my one true love! Even though I am destined to spend a week or two of carnal bliss in the welcoming arms of the Pampered Princess, you KNOW that it will be YOUR voluptuous and large-nosed body that I will be fantasizing about, even while in the throes of ecstasy (did I spell it right that time?) with the Pampered One! Grow your leg hair and armpit hair to drive me wild, and meet me at the Casbah!...... Pepe |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 15, 2005 4:14:43 GMT -6
sounds like we have a French BB here Damn!! And there was me thinking Jacques Chirac himself has been dropping by to taunt us ;D Simon |
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 15, 2005 4:43:50 GMT -6
Dear Hazel, I'm a princess too (honest!) but I haven't conned anyone else into it yet, dammit. No need to con me. EVERY girl is born a princess (according to one of my favorite movies, The Little Princess). It's maintaining the title as we grow up that is the challenge. It is by our actions and our attitude that we keep or lose the titles. I think you've done just swell living up to your Princess-ness!  Hugz, H. PS - The Stinky One is hitting on both of us! |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 15, 2005 5:47:56 GMT -6
Jake... with all of this going on, maybe you should ch-ch-change the Karma thing to Orgasm/Withdrawal there seems to be a lot of heavy breathing going on here, but that might just be Chris with a nose stuck on a tree. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 15, 2005 12:05:38 GMT -6
sounds like we have a French BB here Damn!! And there was me thinking Jacques Chirac himself has been dropping by to taunt us My vote on who PLP is? LOU Go ahead and snicker if you must, but I have my reasons. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 15, 2005 20:01:22 GMT -6
Nah, BB, LOU is Canadian, which is practically kissin' cousins to the French. He would never diss his closest relatives.....Jake
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Post by Pepe Le Pew on Jun 15, 2005 22:29:58 GMT -6
PS - The Stinky One is hitting on both of us! A true and devoted loveur, such as my own exalted self, does not "hit on" beautiful madmoiselles such as yourselves. We worship, admire, and revere such magnificent examples of la belles fromage, in all of your glory and splendour. If we cannot keep our French fingers off of multiple damsels at the same time, are we to be blamed? We are blessed, and yeay, cursed, with the need to love, and be loved by, all women of substance and decorum, as the sun rises and sets, ever and anon! If this be our lot in life, who shall deny it? I shall pluck this beating sacre coeur out of my very chest before I shirk my duty to love and worship both of you to the full extent of my French naughty bits! Okay, who shall be une prima?.....Pepe |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 15, 2005 22:35:08 GMT -6
Nah, BB, LOU is Canadian, which is practically kissin' cousins to the French. He would never diss his closest relatives.....Jake Precisely what he wants you to think. Clever, no? |
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Post by vbplyr on Jun 16, 2005 17:47:39 GMT -6
Is this guy making anyone else vomit??
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 16, 2005 18:15:38 GMT -6
Not me.
Simon
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 16, 2005 19:29:10 GMT -6
If you don't I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Joe. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2005 15:57:51 GMT -6
I think I figured out who the stink whole is. Peoples posting habits give them away.
I have two pieces of evidence and I am waiting for a third. It is one of our members, right Dr. Jake.
Joe.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 17, 2005 16:16:42 GMT -6
Give us a hint, Joe. Is the sex right? This guy claims to be male, but I wonder ... hmmm ....
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2005 18:08:57 GMT -6
Give us a hint, Joe. Is the sex right? This guy claims to be male, but I wonder ... hmmm .... From what I can tell and the hints that I have found yes. Joe. |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 17, 2005 18:13:20 GMT -6
Give us a hint, Joe. Is the sex right? This guy claims to be male, but I wonder ... hmmm .... From what I can tell and the hints that I have found yes C'mon Joe, share with the group ;D Simon |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2005 18:52:18 GMT -6
Okay,
#1 who else on the board always signs off with 5 ..... and then their name like this (.....Pepe)
#2 one of the main group here has not been here since last evening and neither has Mr. Stinky ass.
#3 the couple of times that I was on line when Mr. Stinky ass was on the other person was not on.
#4 if that person does not show up again tonight and neither does Mr. Stinky ass, then I might be right. If not WTF I have been wrong before.
So if everyting works out tonight, I will let you know.
Joe
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 17, 2005 23:17:25 GMT -6
Okay, #1 who else on the board always signs off with 5 ..... and then their name like this (.....Pepe) #2 one of the main group here has not been her since last evening and neither has Mr. Stinky ass. #3 the couple of times that I was on line when Mr. Stinky ass was on the other person was not on. #4 if that person does not show up again tonight and neither does Mr. Stinky ass, then I might be right. If not WTF I have been wrong before. So if everyting works out tonight, I will let you know. Joe JD....you really think it is Bob?  I don't know about that...them South Carolinians don't talk much like the fwench... |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2005 23:23:24 GMT -6
It ain't Bob, HB.
My theroy is almost proven, I need to wait to sometimes Saturday to see. Butt I still may be wrong.
Joe.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 17, 2005 23:33:05 GMT -6
It ain't Bob, HB. My theroy is almost proven, I need to wait to sometimes Saturday to see. Butt I still may be wrong. Joe. Well damn. Put Jake on it....we all know he ain't ever wrong ;D |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 17, 2005 23:42:29 GMT -6
It is one of our members, right Dr. Jake. Joe. I already posted the answer in this thread. Joe. |
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Post by Harrybutt on Jun 18, 2005 0:09:28 GMT -6
It is one of our members, right Dr. Jake. Joe. I already posted the answer in this thread. Joe. Ahhhh! Bach! |
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