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Post by wareagle on Dec 29, 2008 8:12:48 GMT -6
For real
The Ohio Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading towards, and into the city of Cincinnati. For the first offense, they give you two Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A. Put u p a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 29, 2008 8:14:47 GMT -6
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