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Post by Tex on Oct 13, 2008 15:32:19 GMT -6
More TV bullshit. Those dogs are drugged.
No way you are going to take some knock off Dremel tool and start grinding away on a dog's nails with them sitting there contentedly.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 13, 2008 15:37:03 GMT -6
Better to use a Sham-Wow on your pet.
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Post by Tex on Oct 13, 2008 15:46:54 GMT -6
Or use your pet as a Sham-Wow.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 13, 2008 16:03:14 GMT -6
Or pet your Sham-Wow.
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Post by Tex on Oct 13, 2008 16:42:56 GMT -6
Not on the first date you masher. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 13, 2008 16:56:48 GMT -6
Or use your pedi-paws as a marital aid.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 13, 2008 17:13:08 GMT -6
More TV bullshit. Those dogs are drugged.
No way you are going to take some knock off Dremel tool and start grinding away on a dog's nails with them sitting there contentedly. Ive seen that and had the same thought. I believe that they show it used on a cat too... that might work if the cat were dead first. |
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Post by Tex on Oct 13, 2008 17:29:49 GMT -6
Either they are drugged or were borrowed from the taxidermist.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 13, 2008 17:50:01 GMT -6
After reading this thread curiosity got the better of me (rather than killing the cat) so I Googled this. Assuming the ad you are talking about is the one I saw here www.pedipaws.com then those dogs (and that cat) seem happy and alert and not the least bit drugged up to the eyeballs. My theory, for what little it's worth, is that the paws that are being Dremeled are not attached to the dogs (and cat) in the shot, rather they are dismembered limbs from other dogs (and a cat) that have been poked through from behind the animals to appear as if they are their own. Simon (whose uncle was the director of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo and knows a thing or two about dismembered animal limbs) |
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Post by viperess on Oct 13, 2008 21:16:12 GMT -6
Devils advocate here....but when we got our pugs the breeder-who has done so for years and is a doctor-has trained all her dogs to tollerate the dremel. It's more like a manicurist dremel and not NEAR as loud as one you use in the garage. We figured that out the hard way when we peeled our puppies off the ceiling....  But that comercial does cause a laugh.... |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 14, 2008 0:38:37 GMT -6
Just what we need: metrosexual doggies.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 14, 2008 4:12:14 GMT -6
Just what we need: metrosexual doggies  Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 14, 2008 4:17:10 GMT -6
Many prefer the punk look  |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 14, 2008 4:20:51 GMT -6
Others like to be prepared for all weather :  Simon |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2008 8:52:07 GMT -6
If you're going to crap on the sidewalk, you might as well look good doing it. At least, that's always been *my* philosophy.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Oct 14, 2008 9:17:25 GMT -6
Others like to be prepared for all weather : Simon That's never been my understanding of what "Doggy Style" means! |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 14, 2008 9:45:19 GMT -6
The Sponge Bob umbrella makes the outfit.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 14, 2008 10:04:58 GMT -6
In fashion circles apparently Sponge Bob umbrellas are the new black.
Simon
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 14, 2008 10:07:04 GMT -6
Sponge Bob has been around for a while, its nice to see fashion return to a classic look.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 14, 2008 10:12:43 GMT -6
Now if only we could fit the pooch for some square pants ....
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Post by edie2u on Oct 16, 2008 7:14:34 GMT -6
I don't think our dogs would be to happy with a dremel even though they will lay down and raise their paws for Jerry to trim their toe nails with a conventional trimmer. I think that Maven (the guide dog) would probably tolerate it but Lilly would have a melt down.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 8:34:45 GMT -6
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Post by Tex on Oct 16, 2008 8:56:10 GMT -6
Thomas Alva Bukkake
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 8:58:49 GMT -6
For a fraction of a second, while reading the first sentence, I thought the Pedo-Pause was designed to taser the children.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 9:19:47 GMT -6
Alexander Graham Bukkake. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 9:22:00 GMT -6
For a fraction of a second, while reading the first sentence, I thought the Pedo-Pause was designed to taser the children. Well, if you want to do that, you would have to open it up and clip off a resistor, but that would void the warranty because we can't guarantee it'll work properly if you later decide to solder it back on. |
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 9:46:27 GMT -6
For a fraction of a second, while reading the first sentence, I thought the Pedo-Pause was designed to taser the children No such luck I'm afraid. Simon |
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Oct 16, 2008 9:49:42 GMT -6
For a fraction of a second, while reading the first sentence, I thought the Pedo-Pause was designed to taser the children.
Well, if you want to do that, you would have to open it up and clip off a resistor, but that would void the warranty because we can't guarantee it'll work properly if you later decide to solder it back on. I can understand that resistance might be an issue, thats why I would buy it to begin with.. but I dont intend to use it on any members of the armed forces or other solders. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Oct 16, 2008 9:56:21 GMT -6
Offer void in the state of Michigan.
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Post by Irish Stu on Oct 16, 2008 10:01:35 GMT -6
For a fraction of a second, while reading the first sentence, I thought the Pedo-Pause was designed to taser the children. Well, if you want to do that, you would have to open it up and clip off a resistor, but that would void the warranty because we can't guarantee it'll work properly if you later decide to solder it back on It would be a lot easier if there was a software hack you could download to convert it for you. Simon |
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