History Channel: All About Dung

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I hope someone remembered to record this for me ...

All About Dung

Join host Monty Halls as he investigates the historical, medical, scientific and evolutionary importance of poop on an excremental safari guaranteed to fascinate even the most squeamish of viewers. You'll be surprised by the amazing manner in which the world puts dung to use. Discover that through a 14,000-year-old human dung deposit it has been determined that humans inhabited North America 1300 years earlier than previously thought. Climb a 100-foot mountain of bat guano in Borneo that is teeming with insect life. Travel to India and view housewarming rituals using sacred cow dung as good luck. Finally Halls drinks coffee made from poop and investigates, through their large droppings, why mammoths might have disappeared.

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I think this is one Monty Hall show where I dont want to know whats behind door number 2. I will keep in mind that tradition of sacred cow dung as a housewarming gift... it should get me out of a lot of unwanted party invitations (especially nice gift for those annoying cheese tasting parties)

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Consider the host is Monty Hall, I'm surprised they didn't call the show, "Let's Make A Dung".