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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 23, 2008 7:44:23 GMT -6
Not quite, but close enough. My daughter called yesterday, and mentioned that a couple of her friends recently had a child, a boy to be exact.
I had really hoped that the 'hippy' days of naming kids was over. A neighbor of ours named their daughter Willow (not too bad) and their son DOVE... thats always been a huge WTF and I cant count the people (including me) whose initial response was that his name was Doug... he's 28 now and has yet to ch-ch-change his name, I dont think hes smart enough to do that (ironically, in his teens he was REALLY heavy into the punk lifestyle, but got beat up on by the GIRLS in the school... a punker name "Dove", I dont think he or his parents got the irony)
ANYWAYS, my daughters friends named their "Eomer", as in the character in the Lord of the Rings. About all I can say is, thank god... they could have named him Gandalf. Hopefully, by the time this kid hits 1st grade, playground pressure will force him to use his middle name Thomas... maybe later in life E. Thomas.
Why the fuck do people name their kids with names that almost guarantee a lifetime of playground/barroom abuse?
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Post by wareagle on Jun 23, 2008 8:14:21 GMT -6
Cheer up they could have named them Dweezle or Moon beam.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 8:36:25 GMT -6
Or Gordon.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 23, 2008 9:17:00 GMT -6
Sigh... My burden to bare
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Post by wareagle on Jun 23, 2008 9:17:23 GMT -6
Or haggis.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 23, 2008 9:21:24 GMT -6
... my middle name!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 9:28:50 GMT -6
Sigh... My burden to bare Well, cover that thing up -- no one wants to see your bare burden.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 23, 2008 9:47:08 GMT -6
Thats not what Ive been told on the beach
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 10:04:35 GMT -6
That's probably because the folks there are too preoccupied with their seeing-eye dogs.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 23, 2008 14:20:10 GMT -6
I have friends that named their kids Forest and Hudson. They are hippy country types. I adore the wife, she's as gentle as they come. She gets along well with my brother too, he's a bit of a country boy, even recently getting goats like she did.
I'm happier in Mexican restaurants in the West Village. Give me concrete.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 14:23:00 GMT -6
If I ever have kids, I'm naming them Google and YouTube.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 23, 2008 14:26:25 GMT -6
Not Bukkake Jr and Wasabi?
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Post by wareagle on Jun 23, 2008 14:35:48 GMT -6
If I ever have kids, I'm naming them Google and YouTube. God have mercy on the kids once they find out what he has in his pocketzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 14:42:21 GMT -6
Not Bukkake Jr and Wasabi? Maybe Wasabi and Gokkun, but Bukkake Jr. would just create more confusion.
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Post by wareagle on Jun 23, 2008 14:50:14 GMT -6
Not Bukkake Jr and Wasabi? Maybe Wasabi and Gokkun, but Bukkake Jr. would just create more confusion. I think Haggis Poo O'Bukkake would give it some Scottish/Irish flayer.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 15:03:51 GMT -6
Maybe Wasabi and Gokkun, but Bukkake Jr. would just create more confusion. I think Haggis Poo O'Bukkake would give it some Scottish/Irish flayer.Well *that* was some stinging criticism, wasn't it? -- BB (providing the proper use of the boldface tag for wareagle's benefit)
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Post by wareagle on Jun 23, 2008 16:00:48 GMT -6
I think Haggis Poo O'Bukkake would give it some Scottish/Irish flayer. Well *that* was some stinging criticism, wasn't it? -- BB (providing the proper use of the boldface tag for wareagle's benefit) No criticism intended, what have you got against a Scottish/Irish name?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 23, 2008 16:06:16 GMT -6
WHOOSH!
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 8:44:54 GMT -6
I enjoy playing around with a flair flare flayer
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 8:49:04 GMT -6
I think we've all gotten our fillet of this.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 8:56:19 GMT -6
We better weld this thread shut then
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 9:19:14 GMT -6
Top Ten Possible Names For BB Offspring- Udon
- Mongo
- Ouzo
- Taint
- Areola
- Scrotum
- R2-D2
- Seven Of Nine
- Spock
- Pantysniffer
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 9:24:32 GMT -6
An unexpected choice!
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 9:38:02 GMT -6
I can't believe he had time to write a book AND work on Star Trek simultaneously.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 10:01:39 GMT -6
Youre right, its not logical, but his hard work explains how he lived long and prospered
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 10:07:17 GMT -6
He boldly went where no one ever went before.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 10:41:21 GMT -6
I have no tribble with that
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 10:43:16 GMT -6
He built himself quite an Enterprise.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jun 24, 2008 11:06:42 GMT -6
He was the star of the fleet
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 24, 2008 11:17:39 GMT -6
The secret to his success was his ability to mind-meld with others.
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