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Post by viperess on Sept 7, 2005 21:43:40 GMT -6
Ya know....if you're nice to me, right back at'cha! But don't fuck with me on the road. I-40 going through North Little Rock is being worked on, and you know what kind of hell that can cause. Well, there's an accident about 1 & 1/2 miles up...so...everyone shift left! Except I get the BITCH FROM HELL next to me. Wouldn't let me over for anything! I even gave her my sweet smile the fucking bitch! Couldn't move up cuz you know how tractor/trailors will block the road...like....heaven forbid I should be able to move up ONE MORE CAR LINK!!! And a truck behind me. So...this goes on for twenty-five minutes! By then, I gave up on her and turned the radio up-- on rap of course ;D, and proceeded to CRAWL for the next ten minutes....Finally, the lanes are cleared.....
THERE IS A GOD!!!! Bitch-in-Lexus, is going the same way I am ;D!!! Blocked her in for the next twenty miles!!!!MMMWWWAAAAHHHHHAAHHHAAAHH!!!!!
Gawd, that was fun ;D ;D
DD
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 8, 2005 4:54:48 GMT -6
DeeDee ... you crack me up.  |
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Post by innit Geezer on Sept 8, 2005 20:38:32 GMT -6
One time some person would not let me into the right lane so I could catch my exit. He toyed with me by trying to maintain the same speed as my car, then he gives me the finger and in the next second hits the car in front of him. Where do these folks get their energy for nonsense?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 8, 2005 21:00:30 GMT -6
I hate it when people can obviously see that I'm driving drunk because I'm weaving in and out of lanes and still they just refuse to get out of my way. Why must they all be so selfish and inconsiderate?
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Post by viperess on Sept 9, 2005 7:33:24 GMT -6
You a bad boy, BB
DD
We have a sportscar that I LOVE to drive. Nothing like getting on back roads and driving her like she's stolen.Driving with the top off is better than a head shrink when you've had a bad day.
DD
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Post by Tex on Sept 9, 2005 7:56:07 GMT -6
One time some person would not let me into the right lane so I could catch my exit. He toyed with me by trying to maintain the same speed as my car, then he gives me the finger and in the next second hits the car in front of him. Where do these folks get their energy for nonsense? He who laughs last... |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 9, 2005 8:24:50 GMT -6
Driving with the top off is better than a head shrink when you've had a bad day. Whose top is off -- yours or the car's? |
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Post by viperess on Sept 9, 2005 12:57:11 GMT -6
Haven't mustered the courage to take MY top off yet. I really don't want an Arkansas State Trooper getting on to me for that. They are some tough mothers. But when I do take MY top off, I'll do it for you.  BTW-why is it so quiet on the board today---I've had to go on the 'other' board to have fun and feed trolls and vinnies. DD |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 9, 2005 13:24:10 GMT -6
To me, this board seems rather lively today, but was way too quiet earlier in the week. Maybe just my perception.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Sept 9, 2005 19:07:18 GMT -6
BTW-why is it so quiet on the board today---I've had to go on the 'other' board to have fun and feed trolls and vinnies. DD I SHORE wish I could do that! DaddyP deletes my posts quicker that I can hit "enter" I wonder, just WHY is that? Have I pissed someone off? I'm SHORE I never meant to! ...........Bob |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Sept 9, 2005 23:05:24 GMT -6
Have I pissed someone off? ...........Bob It's possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Joe |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Sept 9, 2005 23:11:51 GMT -6
I hate it when people can obviously see that I'm driving drunk because I'm weaving in and out of lanes and still they just refuse to get out of my way. Why must they all be so selfish and inconsiderate? I hear ya, Beeb. People are so rude! I mean, they say that 35% of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers. You know what that means? It means that 65% of all accidents are caused by SOBER drivers! I say we get THEM off the roads FIRST! Assholes!!.......Jake (proud member of Drunks Against MADD Mothers) |
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 15:48:58 GMT -6
Last night when I was getting off work, this weird lady comes up to me in the parking lot. First she says "Do you work here?" No...I wear the fucking name tag and carry a briefcase for the fun of it. So, I tell her yes...she then ask if I remember her and her boyfriend from 30 minutes before because I SMILED at him....She tells me he's a flirt and it turned him on that I SMILED at him. She wants to know if I'm interested in him or what?  ? OR WHAT!!!!! EEWWWWWWW!!!!Told her I'm married and NO!!!!!!! I'm NOT interested!!! I told her I smile at everyone....I might rethink that now.... |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 15, 2005 16:27:19 GMT -6
Was she angry or did she seem excited by her boyfriend's reaction to you?
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 16:34:31 GMT -6
Well...I think it bothered her, but maybe if I'd have said he was hot, she might have pulled out a knife and stabbed me.  From what they told me at work, she's a whack job! |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 15, 2005 16:38:23 GMT -6
You should've told her you were smiling at *her* because you think *she's* the hot one.
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Post by Liz of Chris & Liz on Sept 15, 2005 16:46:31 GMT -6
Note to self: watch out for smiling DD in November (that slut!).
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Post by viperess on Sept 15, 2005 20:51:40 GMT -6
yesssss...I'm your slut....Liz...or am I talking to Chris?....  DD |
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Post by Hazelita on Sept 16, 2005 4:35:54 GMT -6
Yo, Liz ... does Chris ever post?
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