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Post by bbkf on Sept 12, 2006 16:32:38 GMT -6
Reuters Tue Sep 12, 8:36 AM ET Wanted: 20 short actors with hairy feet Wanted: 20 diminutive actors who can sing. Hairy feet are a distinct advantage.
Producers of a musical version of "The Lord of the Rings" are looking for candidates to play the hobbit heroes in the epic fantasy based on J.R.R.Tolkien's classic.
"The producers are looking for male and female actors and singers aged between 16-35 who must be under five feet seven inches. Hairy toes and feet are a distinct advantage," a spokesman said Tuesday.
The musical, which received its world premiere in Toronto but has been reworked after some damning reviews, is to open in London in June next year.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 12, 2006 16:40:00 GMT -6
Those of us with only hairy palms need not apply.
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Sept 12, 2006 17:10:19 GMT -6
5'6" is *diminutive*? Screw them!
Zilla (who has *never* felt diminutive, even standing near her three 6' brothers)
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Sept 12, 2006 17:15:57 GMT -6
Then again, if they're talking about genital size here, I *may* still have a chance.
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