High Def Porn

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In Raw World of Sex Movies, High Definition Could Be a View Too Real

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 21 — The XXX industry has gotten too graphic, even for its own tastes.

Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the printing press to the videocassette. Now pornographic movie studios are staying ahead of the curve by releasing high-definition DVDs.

They have discovered that the technology is sometimes not so sexy. The high-definition format is accentuating imperfections in the actors — from a little extra cellulite on a leg to wrinkles around the eyes.

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“The biggest problem is razor burn,” said Stormy Daniels, an actress, writer and director.

I predict the next craze will be 3-D High Def Bukkake videos. Don't forget who told you.

[Dan]

We won't.

edited to add - NOW would be a good time for that legal disclaimer. No?

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[Dan]

So - you and Dakota getting real tight these days - huh?

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If that's a reference to the Dakota Fanning news story that's been making the rounds lately, the answer is no, she's the only one that's tight.

[Dan]

Agreed. Quite vocal too. Redford is not as dumb as he looks.

[Chicago Jake]

I found this sentence fascinating:

Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the printing press to the videocassette.

I wonder how many other technological marvels came about because of the baser instincts of the engineers who created them? Quite a few, I'll bet......Jake (an engineer with a few base instincts of his own)

[Ardbeg... innit]

No point to hidef TV for porn unless you keep the screen clean, please review proper techniques.

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With each DVD they sell, they should include a small bottle of Windex.

[Ardbeg... innit]

Not a bad idea... what about cleaning the screen?

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After drinking the Windex, you won't care if the screen is clean or not.

[Ardbeg... innit]

... or that the porn is high def

[Dan]

The towelettes are quite tasty though. High in fiber so I'm told.

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I hope they'll transfer the entire series of "Cumshitters" to high def.

[Dan]

Complete with a scratch-n-sniff insert?

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Just like the girls who appear in the movies.