Post by Ardbeg... innit on Nov 7, 2006 6:37:36 GMT -6
| Love Boat | Star Trek |
| Bald captain | Bald captain |
| Young Vicki is related to a crewmember and works on the ship | Young Wesley is related to a crewmember and works on the ship and works on the ship |
| Ship's doctor is a main character | Ship's doctor is a main character |
| Julie the cruise director is sexy but annoying | Troi the ships' counselor is sexy but annoying |
| Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected background of open sea | Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected background of open space |
| A dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars | A dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars |
| Going to strange new ports-of-call | Going to strange new worlds |
| Cheesy opening song | Cheesy opening song |
| Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the lounge | Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the Holodeck |
| In late-night syndication | In late-night syndication |
| Socially retarded character with job description for name (Gopher) | Socially retarded character with job description for name (Data) |
| Bad 2-hour pilot | Bad 2-hour pilot |
| Love Boat has lifeboats and flotation devices | Enterprise has shuttlecraft and saucer section and emergency pods |
| Scenes lined by ship shots | Scenes lined by ship shots |
| One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Julie) | One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Crusher) |
| After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion | After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion |
| Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous | Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous |
| Final scene takes place on loading dock; crew waves goodbye | Final scene takes place on transporter; crew waves goodbye |
| Aaron Spelling rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans | Gene Roddenberry rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans |
| At conventions, everyone is dressed like Dr. Adam Bricker | At conventions, everyone is dressed like Mr. Spock |
| Isaac the bartender has useless gesture, pointing slightly forward | Captain Picard has useless gesture, pointing slightly forward |
| Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot | Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot |
