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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 12, 2005 17:08:12 GMT -6
10 Merry Accounts of the Marriage Experience
1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
2. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
3. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
4. A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
5. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
6. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
7. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
8. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
9. How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Post by JustIan on Jan 13, 2005 6:25:17 GMT -6
Thanks harry you've made my day.
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Post by DT on Jan 15, 2005 14:46:43 GMT -6
Anddddddd, One account of a Divorce Experience is that Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 15, 2005 17:08:01 GMT -6
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Post by Lady Irie on Jan 15, 2005 23:18:24 GMT -6
"George" in a Seinfled episode trying to impress a girl.
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 15, 2005 23:31:38 GMT -6
'fraid not, actually, what Charles taught Radar O'Reilly to say so as to impress a girl and sound well schooled. (M*A*S*H* at least that is where I got it)
Does sound like a george thing though...
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Post by Alice on Jan 16, 2005 9:05:51 GMT -6
It was Hawkeye teaching Radar how to impress a young lady. Charles and BJ weren't involved with that as they hadn't arrived on the show.
Georgette
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 16, 2005 9:58:07 GMT -6
I could have sworn that Hawkeye and Radar went to Charles for refinement lessons......I remember Radar practicing in the mess tent....butt with my memory the way it is It may not have even been M*A*S*H*!
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Post by Alice on Jan 16, 2005 10:06:42 GMT -6
HB, does this refresh your memory? January 7, 1973: Love Story: Radar gets a "Dear John" letter from home, then asks for Hawkeye's help when he falls for a nurse (Kelly Jean Peters) with a love for the classics. (from TV Guide) Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant," quotes win him the girl. www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-119/epid-43213/Georgette
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Post by Harrybutt on Jan 16, 2005 10:43:01 GMT -6
YES!, YES! Dat's the won! Remeber it like it was yesterday! Thanks for puttin my mind at ease..... ;D
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