Post by JustIan on Jan 23, 2005 7:20:59 GMT -6
An officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a
break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man
his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred,"
the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man
tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how
did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older
I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school,internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling,
MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I
was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started
fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, DDS with VD.
Well,the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD---leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing.
Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a
break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man
his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred,"
the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man
tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks
he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how
did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older
I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school,internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling,
MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I
was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started
fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, DDS with VD.
Well,the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD---leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing.