How Much Is Your Poo Worth?

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Poo Price

Here at PooPrice - you can calculate how much your poo is really worth !! We'll take some figures from you, then time how long your poo takes. With a bit of magic we'll then tell you how much your employer has just payed you throttling that mars bar

It's very easy !! Why not try and squeeze one out right now ?? Just tell us how much you earn a year and how long your working day is (we won't record this, we don't really care). As soon as you leave for your poo click Start, then when you're back click Stop.

Unfortunately, you'll have to convert British pounds to U.S. dollars on your own.

[Irish Stu]

At today's rate that would be $1.78 to the British pound

Simon

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God Save the Queef!

[Ardbeg... innit]

Mine is priceless, thats why I hide it in the secret underground vault in the backyard

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That's a good example of a buried treasure.