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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 4, 2005 10:25:03 GMT -6
For anyone who cares, its Kentucky Derby time again. Perhaps the only day in the year that America remembers that cars are not the only thing that races around an oval. The good news is that George Steinbrenner is owner of the pre-race favorite "Bellamy Road", and a just God would NEVER allow the Evil Steinbrenner to win both the Derby and the World Series in the same year. (No baseball owner has EVER won the Derby AND the World Series in the same year ) www.detnews.com/2005/moresports/0505/02/C04-167773.htm |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 4, 2005 11:54:16 GMT -6
If the Horse loses, it could be joining Billy Martin.  Joe. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 4, 2005 12:09:57 GMT -6
I'll give those horses the same advice I give to my NASCAR-watching buddies: "Go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left......."
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 4, 2005 12:13:18 GMT -6
I'll give those horses the same advice I give to my NASCAR-watching buddies: "Go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left......." ......Jake Jake, Some time NASCAR turns right to. ;D Joe. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 4, 2005 12:28:51 GMT -6
Only in the southern hemisphere......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 4, 2005 12:34:06 GMT -6
Only in the southern hemisphere......Jake No not really. They do in the Northern Hemisphere also. Joe. |
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Post by Stormwaitingforpassword on May 4, 2005 13:17:00 GMT -6
No not really. They do in the Northern Hemisphere also. Joe. Methinks he was saying that in jest Joe  Was actually pretty good one Jake!! |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 4, 2005 13:22:35 GMT -6
Next time I'll put a ;D ;D ;D in it so Joe will know I'm making a funny!.....Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 4, 2005 13:30:31 GMT -6
Next time I'll put a ;D ;D ;D in it so Joe will know I'm making a funny!.....Jake Jake, I know you was making a funny. But with as much as you know about sports............................ But turn left go fast, turn left go fast, turn left go fast works good, until it's turn left go fast, turn left go fast, shit road turned right crash. ;D They turn right when they road race. Joe. |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 4, 2005 21:54:00 GMT -6
... cars are not the only thing that races around an oval. There's also my poo when the toilet flushes. Kinda looks like the little fellers are racing ... either that, or they're chasing after those poor li'l pieces of corn ... |
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Post by Hazelita on May 7, 2005 7:39:18 GMT -6
either that, or they're chasing after those poor li'l pieces of corn ... I'm innocently sitting here, having some of Jakey's coffee (shocking, I know, but I was in the mood for it!) and chewing on an English muffin when I come across the BB's last post. I almost choked on the muffin because I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! Yeah, OK, I'm ashamed of myself. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 7, 2005 18:38:01 GMT -6
Back to the thread here.
George's Horse lost to a 50 to 1 long shot by the name of Giacomo.
Well the glue factory will be busy Monday.
Joe.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 8, 2005 5:20:10 GMT -6
Back to the thread here. George's Horse lost to a 50 to 1 long shot by the name of Giacomo. Well the glue factory will be busy Monday. Joe. Maybe not Joe... the horse (7th place!) only cost $800,000 chump ch-ch-change for Steinbrenner. The horse is definately faster on the base paths, I see a designated runner slot opening up! The winning horse was 50-1 out of the gate, the second longest shot in KD history The real loser yesterday was Bandini, the horse was right next to Steinbrenner's horse in the gates and was the number two horse by the betting pool... finished 19th place, 33 lengths back. The other losers were two trainers, who combined, trained 8 out of the 20 horses in the field... SHUT OUT of the top three money slots. THere stock is definately DOWN this morning. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 8, 2005 9:29:54 GMT -6
Gordon,
What really happened yesterday was a Horse with and Italian name kicked ass. ;D ;D ;D
Joe.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on May 8, 2005 10:46:25 GMT -6
Gordon, What really happened yesterday was a Horse with and Italian name kicked ass. ;D ;D ;D Joe. Have to check on the details... an Italian Stallion perhaps. Maybe Giacomo's brother Luigi made some threatening remarks in the stall yesterday morning... Steinbrenners horse took a dive. |
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Post by Merlot Joe on May 8, 2005 10:52:07 GMT -6
Have to check on the details... an Italian Stallion perhaps. Maybe Giacomo's brother Luigi made some threatening remarks in the stall yesterday morning... Steinbrenners horse took a dive. It was the spaghetti sauce. Joe |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 8, 2005 14:36:00 GMT -6
Leave the gun. Take the canollis......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 9, 2005 21:39:23 GMT -6
Leave the gun. Take the canollis...... OOHH! I know where that one is from! It was the last words uttered in The Vatican right before Pope JP2 was sucking his last wind (kinda like Steinbrenner's horse right about now, come to think of it ... )! |
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Post by Chicago Jake on May 9, 2005 22:39:34 GMT -6
No, that was "Leave the mitre... take the kielbasa"......Jake
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 10, 2005 14:48:47 GMT -6
"Leave the mitre... take the kielbasa"... You're confusing your film quotes. That one was from "When Harry Met Sally". |
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