I cant believe that the US cant compete

[Ardbeg... innit]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN???

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO OUR LONG ADVANTAGE IN THE REALM OF ROBOT DOG SOCCER??

THIS IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE!! NO OUTRAGE, TOTAL OUTRAGE. ;D ;D

Just like in real soccer, the Germans seem to play a brand of robot dog soccer superior to the American teams on the pitch.

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