Post by upsman on May 27, 2007 16:51:26 GMT -6
This will be posted on Dennys in a couple of daze:
Hi, My name is Mikey, Mickey, upsman, upsmike ,good lookin ,blond bond and the list goes on and on. I am a Hedo addict and this was my 19th offence. This is my story.
I usually go in the month of March but as fate has it, I went in April with the Buttcrackers and there is no turning back.
I tried USAIR this time because it got me to Mobay by 950am. Great move on my part. I met my "hedowife" Joanie when I connected in Charlotte which was weird because she was on the same flight when I left Newark. Now no one said I was a rocket scientist. We got in on time and breezed, I mean breezed thru customs. blah blah blah, we are on da bus. Met up with Bob and Rhonda ,newbies , some vets and away we go.
We got to the gates of glory at about 1115am. Greeted by St. Charlton with a warm welcome and a smooth check in. For me anyway. My room was ready,some of us had to wait , and I got 2258. I always seem to get this section. I love 2258 because of the amount of steps I have to take to get to the main bar. From each room I have ever gotten, I count the amount of steps it takes me to get here and there. Any vet knows, by day three, it gets tiring to walk anywhere. 2258 is centrally located so the walking steps are minimal. I have a lot of great memories in that room . Someday I will write about in my Memoirs of a Hedo Addict.
I have to thank my hot bitch The Hedo Diva and Kat for talking me into going this week. It was a momentous week with the honoring of our friend Doc Kelley. It was his 100th trip and the resort gave him the red carpet treatment. It was party after party for Doc.
On this trip I met my first vinney. I have heard and read about them but never came across any. Maybe i just don't pay attention but this guy was soooo out of place. His first night he walked around with a phantom of the opera mask. He was pretty harmless but his opinion of women was outrageously low. I was standing at the bar with my pal Kennyk. and He proceeded to tell us a story of his conquest in the afternoon. It really bothered us what he said but we made a joke of it later. We dubbed him Mussels Marinara or m2 for short.
I can understand now why some people dislike the single macho horny canolis.
At hedo you can't help giving people code names. It' just happens. Like charman, the man with a stain on his butt or dustin douche bag, for obvious reasons.
I have to admit, this time around was a bit different. I had no air conditioning my first 3 days but they gave me a fan and hey, I was hot at night but I said, would I rather be here or back in NYC. Hedo gets the nod. The food was really bad except for the fish. This is the first time in a long time I can remember it being so blah. On my last day, Kenny went into town and picked up pizza for himself,me and Miss Santilli. It was sooo good.
I understand that the night pass policy is ch-ch-changing for the best. On night two, i was in the hot tub with my Nebraska girlfriend Angie her boyfriend Pete and this great couple, Catherine and Shawn. We hear a girl screaming. It turns out that this couple from Wales were there on a night pass and the boyfriend, who sounded just like Braveheart bit his girlfriends head and started to hit her. We all jumped out of the tub,called security and tried our best to help this girl. There was only 1 security guard handling this problem until Braveheart tried to headbut him. Then more guards came out. It took nearly 1.5hrs to remove william wallace from the resort. We took the young lady in, administered first aid and offered her my room until the morning. I had plenty of other places I could have bunked that night. She wouldn't hear of it. in a cab , at her request and gave her some spending money. It is crap like this that makes the resort quests hate the night pass people. We were glad to help out but I would rather not put up with such crap.
The buttcrack parade had a hillbilly theme to it. I got that news too late because I had my heart set on Capt.Jake sparrow and I followed thru. It was a great costume. What a sight it was having 50 plus people invading Sandals. I was walking with The Reverend and he had me in stitches. Of course he was wearing a diaper and was harassing the Sandals people with his golf club. We had no converts, not a one, nay nay nay.
We celebrated Divas double nickle birthday also. Her husband Art went fishing and caught her a Dolphin fish which he cleaned and cooked for her. He also brought her breakfast everyday on the beach. The love they have for each other is second to none.
I did put on my UPS uniform and made a few deliveries. I took a ride on the beach with one of the white trucks. Drove practically up to Delroys and popped out. Just like Jim Carry In Ace Ventura movie. I delivered a package from Diva and Kat to Scumba. He was thrilled to death. But the main reason was to Deliver an envelope to Doc. It had a special newsletter in it about his history at hedo. The best part was asking him for I.D. You can imagine what he should me.
Each morning I would go over to the Prude beach for my morning swim and some quiet time. I think you need that to pace your vacation. I would also try to convert some people while i was there. I met some great people over there. Elsie and Frank and Usher and Wendy. Couldn't convert them but had a great time with them.
I finally met some people from dennys. Princess Dara , the black vulcan amongst them.
I have met some awsome people this time around.
Moses (the mighty moe),big poppa pump and the iceman (randy and gus),
H.,Marty,the reverend, Marcel and gracie, Dee and this goes on.
Special shout outs to Angie and Pete, Catherine and Shawn, Chris S. , Kenny K. , JoJo.Doc and Sherry
If I left anyone out, you know it wasn't on purpose, I am just brain dead
Spanksgiving soon come
Mikey
Hi, My name is Mikey, Mickey, upsman, upsmike ,good lookin ,blond bond and the list goes on and on. I am a Hedo addict and this was my 19th offence. This is my story.
I usually go in the month of March but as fate has it, I went in April with the Buttcrackers and there is no turning back.
I tried USAIR this time because it got me to Mobay by 950am. Great move on my part. I met my "hedowife" Joanie when I connected in Charlotte which was weird because she was on the same flight when I left Newark. Now no one said I was a rocket scientist. We got in on time and breezed, I mean breezed thru customs. blah blah blah, we are on da bus. Met up with Bob and Rhonda ,newbies , some vets and away we go.
We got to the gates of glory at about 1115am. Greeted by St. Charlton with a warm welcome and a smooth check in. For me anyway. My room was ready,some of us had to wait , and I got 2258. I always seem to get this section. I love 2258 because of the amount of steps I have to take to get to the main bar. From each room I have ever gotten, I count the amount of steps it takes me to get here and there. Any vet knows, by day three, it gets tiring to walk anywhere. 2258 is centrally located so the walking steps are minimal. I have a lot of great memories in that room . Someday I will write about in my Memoirs of a Hedo Addict.
I have to thank my hot bitch The Hedo Diva and Kat for talking me into going this week. It was a momentous week with the honoring of our friend Doc Kelley. It was his 100th trip and the resort gave him the red carpet treatment. It was party after party for Doc.
On this trip I met my first vinney. I have heard and read about them but never came across any. Maybe i just don't pay attention but this guy was soooo out of place. His first night he walked around with a phantom of the opera mask. He was pretty harmless but his opinion of women was outrageously low. I was standing at the bar with my pal Kennyk. and He proceeded to tell us a story of his conquest in the afternoon. It really bothered us what he said but we made a joke of it later. We dubbed him Mussels Marinara or m2 for short.
I can understand now why some people dislike the single macho horny canolis.
At hedo you can't help giving people code names. It' just happens. Like charman, the man with a stain on his butt or dustin douche bag, for obvious reasons.
I have to admit, this time around was a bit different. I had no air conditioning my first 3 days but they gave me a fan and hey, I was hot at night but I said, would I rather be here or back in NYC. Hedo gets the nod. The food was really bad except for the fish. This is the first time in a long time I can remember it being so blah. On my last day, Kenny went into town and picked up pizza for himself,me and Miss Santilli. It was sooo good.
I understand that the night pass policy is ch-ch-changing for the best. On night two, i was in the hot tub with my Nebraska girlfriend Angie her boyfriend Pete and this great couple, Catherine and Shawn. We hear a girl screaming. It turns out that this couple from Wales were there on a night pass and the boyfriend, who sounded just like Braveheart bit his girlfriends head and started to hit her. We all jumped out of the tub,called security and tried our best to help this girl. There was only 1 security guard handling this problem until Braveheart tried to headbut him. Then more guards came out. It took nearly 1.5hrs to remove william wallace from the resort. We took the young lady in, administered first aid and offered her my room until the morning. I had plenty of other places I could have bunked that night. She wouldn't hear of it. in a cab , at her request and gave her some spending money. It is crap like this that makes the resort quests hate the night pass people. We were glad to help out but I would rather not put up with such crap.
The buttcrack parade had a hillbilly theme to it. I got that news too late because I had my heart set on Capt.Jake sparrow and I followed thru. It was a great costume. What a sight it was having 50 plus people invading Sandals. I was walking with The Reverend and he had me in stitches. Of course he was wearing a diaper and was harassing the Sandals people with his golf club. We had no converts, not a one, nay nay nay.
We celebrated Divas double nickle birthday also. Her husband Art went fishing and caught her a Dolphin fish which he cleaned and cooked for her. He also brought her breakfast everyday on the beach. The love they have for each other is second to none.
I did put on my UPS uniform and made a few deliveries. I took a ride on the beach with one of the white trucks. Drove practically up to Delroys and popped out. Just like Jim Carry In Ace Ventura movie. I delivered a package from Diva and Kat to Scumba. He was thrilled to death. But the main reason was to Deliver an envelope to Doc. It had a special newsletter in it about his history at hedo. The best part was asking him for I.D. You can imagine what he should me.
Each morning I would go over to the Prude beach for my morning swim and some quiet time. I think you need that to pace your vacation. I would also try to convert some people while i was there. I met some great people over there. Elsie and Frank and Usher and Wendy. Couldn't convert them but had a great time with them.
I finally met some people from dennys. Princess Dara , the black vulcan amongst them.
I have met some awsome people this time around.
Moses (the mighty moe),big poppa pump and the iceman (randy and gus),
H.,Marty,the reverend, Marcel and gracie, Dee and this goes on.
Special shout outs to Angie and Pete, Catherine and Shawn, Chris S. , Kenny K. , JoJo.Doc and Sherry
If I left anyone out, you know it wasn't on purpose, I am just brain dead
Spanksgiving soon come
Mikey
You sure sound like you had a great time and really looking forward to seeing you again in Nov. This has to be the best place on earth I finally figured out how to post my trip as you could see on dennys site take care and talk to you soon Cannot go to your thursday night tour because it is only 4pm in vancouver and I work till 6pm so cannot come on line Elsie and Frank
