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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 4, 2006 19:08:41 GMT -6
Does anyone have details on the shark that was found at Sandals.
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Post by Christinko on Jan 4, 2006 19:54:41 GMT -6
Apparently the 9-footer was touring close in on the beach. When sharks move slowly, that's bad--they are hunting. When they move fast they are escaping. The water sports guys (ours or theirs, I don't know) took some boats out and herded it away and it went away. That's all I know from a guest who was there.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 4, 2006 21:09:42 GMT -6
Thanks for the info. I'm hoping sharks close to the beach are rare.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 4, 2006 23:29:30 GMT -6
I had a run-in with a jelly-fish at the Hedo beach recently. Not pretty. Haven't been back in the ocean since. Sharks, crocs, jellies, who the fuck cares. I'll stick to the sand and the pool, as long as it's HOT......Jake
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Post by New Mama on Jan 5, 2006 9:31:53 GMT -6
This is odd. In all my years going to Hedo we get a sharks and a Crock in one year  . As many of you know, I AM a beach/ocean person that spends late afternoons at the pool. I assume the crock appearance is due to the unusually heavy rains this year that have caused the rivers to overflow into the ocean. I hope that the shark visit incident is just a freak occurrence. I'll be on the look out for sharks now. |
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Post by PattyD on Jan 5, 2006 15:56:35 GMT -6
This is odd. In all my years going to Hedo we get a sharks and a Crock in one year . As many of you know, I AM a beach/ocean person that spends late afternoons at the pool. I assume the crock appearance is due to the unusually heavy rains this year that have caused the rivers to overflow into the ocean. I hope that the shark visit incident is just a freak occurrence. I'll be on the look out for sharks now. I'll be in the POOL, I don't have to worry to much about the sharks in there! |
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Post by innit Geezer on Jan 5, 2006 16:34:35 GMT -6
Patty, You know better than I, some of those sharks are determined and they can follow you around the place.
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Post by PattyD on Jan 5, 2006 19:07:19 GMT -6
Patty, You know better than I, some of those sharks are determined and they can follow you around the place. the only "shark" I have had problems with following me around was "Mario" and that was last year..... this year I really tried to avoid him and with the help of my friends did pretty well but we all knew he was there. |
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Post by Alice on Jan 6, 2006 7:03:42 GMT -6
[I'll be in the POOL, I don't have to worry to much about the sharks in there![/quote]
And there you just have to worry about the landsharks.
Georgette
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Post by edie2u on Jan 12, 2006 10:38:34 GMT -6
I am going to tell a tale of a landshark sighting in December '06 involving "Miss Patty"!
One evening "Mario" came strolling up to the hot tub scanning the area. Suddenly his eyes settled on the delightful form of Miss Patty. His eyes locked on hers as he entered the hot tub. We could all see the desire and lust that was in his eyes. Miss Patty, being the shy and demure female that she is, said in a breathless voice..."Hide me, because if he comes near me I'm gonna kick him in the balls!". So we then hid Patty in the middle of our group. Mario made the mistake of looking down at the steps as he entered the hot tub (I hope he was looking at the steps and not elsewhere) and POOF like a dream she was gone. Disconcerted "Mario" scanned the tub looking for the woman of his dreams, to no avail. Unhappily, he sat pondering how he could have lost the woman of his dreams...How did she vanish...Where could she have gone...Fate is such a cruel mistress!!!! But suddenly he spied "Surfer Boy" and "Canada Girl" spawning like dolphins!!! What a wondrous event. As Mario pondered the loss of his dream girl, an epic event transpired! Suddenly, Canada Girl launched herself upon him! Kisses sweeter than wine rained down upon him as she lowered herself upon him. We all stared in fascination (or it may have actually been something akin to horror!) as Canada Girl had her way with him. Upon completion a smile spread across his face and we heard someone say, "Where else but Hedo?" Prior to this event, we all thought of Mario as just another anomaly that is endured. But, after this amazing adventure in which he was involved, we began to understand the impact upon women that Mario created. Henceforth, every time Mario was in the vicinity we would put her in the middle of us and close ranks so as not to let her fall under his spell!!
This story has submitted for you approval (or possibly ridicule) by me, a trained observer.
Disclaimer: Some names have been changed to protect not only the innocent but the guilty as well.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jan 12, 2006 11:13:45 GMT -6
I can hear Rod Serling saying this
Yep, thats life in the Twilight Zone
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Post by Christinko on Jan 12, 2006 14:17:39 GMT -6
Edie, I felt like I was in the moment with you. Sigh, breathe, sweat. I was beginning to want Mario too! You tell a great tale--definitely one for the anals, or is that annals?
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Post by edie2u on Jan 12, 2006 15:45:12 GMT -6
Why shucks Miss Chris, coming from you thats mighty high praise. I just hope the victim of the story sees the humor!
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Post by PattyD on Jan 12, 2006 18:24:46 GMT -6
Edie you are too much and I am laughing out loud at your story!! There is a lot of truth in that story and that is what makes it even funnier but as far as the ...
"Canada Girl launched herself upon him! ....We all stared in fascination (or it may have actually been something akin to horror!) ... I think it was more like when you go by an accident and you don't want to look but you just can't take your eyes off of it and then you have nightmares for days after....
I think the funnier part was later that night at the "battle of the sexes" Mario joined the mens side and ran around like crazy with everyone else until Lawrence picked him to participate at a solo event and then he limped off the stage floor area mumbling something about pulled muscles from hot tub sex....
of course as soon as someone else was picked he was right back in the game.
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Post by Lady Irie on Jan 13, 2006 7:57:59 GMT -6
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Post by PattyD on Jan 13, 2006 13:37:49 GMT -6
This is too funny! Just fabulous Edie!! Hey Patty, now c'mon, admit it......I heard Canada Girl was really you. . . .  Sorry Renee but you know I am definatly a YANKEE! |
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Post by Just Mike on Jan 13, 2006 20:32:34 GMT -6
alright, ill fess up. canada girl was ME. just had a wig on...kept saying "eh"....and pretended to have boobs...Mario couldnt tell the difference.
You know, Mario was just so damn hot i just HAD to have him. Something about that cheesy grin...that hairy back, dayum..what hedonite in their right mind wouldnt want him???
Mike(ha you perverts, you thought that was tammi writing didnt you?).
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