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Post by New Mama on Apr 28, 2006 14:12:12 GMT -6
Arrived home late Monday night from our 11-day trip back home and only got around to catch up reading here yesterday and today. Denny’s is so much easier to catch up on with only a handful of worthwhile threads to read. Rather than jumping all over, trying to locate the appropriate thread and stick in my two cents in I decided to sum up some of my thoughts in one post as well as share some Hedo stories. This is not my official trip report, but includes previews. It’s a long one……. Re: Karma. Means nothing to most of us. Like others felt a little left out until I reached the 69 goal, but I was kind of a newbie here then. Now I don’t even look at it. Re: Storm. Please come back. I knew what you meant in your posts and agree with what you said. Remember, you don’t need everyone to agree with you or even like you in order to participate and communicate with your fellow HedoNuts. Lots of people, including me like you here. Re: Irish. As you know I was at Hedo when she was there. She sought me out and came up to me when I was waiting for food at Roberts. She said, “I might as well get this over with, I’m Irish Eyes”. I shook her hand, said ‘welcome to Jamaica, and have a good time’, and reminded her that I had met her briefly on her last trip there with Storm. That was fine and I meant what I said hoping that would be the end of it. Unfortunately, a day later she invited herself to our dinner table one night and proceeded to get into her defense about the postings regarding her son among other rants that you all are familiar with. You know the role, I’m a great communicator, no one can out do me on Jake’s board, bla, bla, bla. Art left the table and went to the bar. Since I didn’t know I did ask her what she did to earn the wrath of the and what happened to her relationship to Storm. She told me about the Diane email and that she was wrong and tried to apologize as well as her side to the breakup. I asked her why she continues to create new enemies here with her postings. She admitted to me that sometimes wine gets the best of her. After 10 more minutes of her dictate, I went up to Art and asked him why he was standing at the bar. Keep in mind that Art doesn’t read Denny’s or this board. He said he couldn’t stand listening to her and could I get her to leave. (Gee, thanks honey.) Normally I would try a less blunt or more diplomatic approach but in this situation, I determined that the truth would be best. She was a little stunned when I told her, but she left us alone after that. One night in the piano bar after 3 piece-by-piece numbers in a row, Irish got up to do a 4th. I’d had enough of that act…actually 2 of them a night is plenty for me. I didn’t witness it but early into her number, she wiped out and fell off the piano right into Danny wiping him out too. I can attest to the HUGE black and blue marks on her ass and legs visible all day, and night through her see-through wardrobe at dinner each night. For the balance of my stay we would just nod, smile, and say hi. Frankly, I feel sorry for her. Re: Gary & Geri. Met them both. What sweethearts they are. Only had a few conversations with them before the tragic fall. I felt so bad for them. Gary didn’t look as bad as he felt. I was hoping he would stay, but Geri explained that he was in a lot of pain. I would have left too if the pain couldn’t be managed. After chatting with them, I want to meet BB even more than before. Re: Jo & Den: I also met Jo and Den in the waters the day before I left. Had a great chat with them. It’s so much fun meeting fellow board members. I especially liked hanging out with them cause they made me look even tanner. Teeeeeeeheeeeeee Wish I could turn around and join the Shag group surprising them. Re: Kitties: Gary filled me in on the virtual kitty birthing. Too cool Heidi! I’m a kitty-mama myself and couldn’t wait to read and see the photos of the event. I’m also against declawing cats. Our two ‘kids’ Hunter and Xena get their nails clipped by Art every week or two. We tape photos of them in our room at Hedo, just to see them everyday. Re: Tex’s big adventure: Hey Tex. Hope you hit a big one. I expect you to buy me a drink in November if you hit it. Saw some lousy piece by piece numbers and missed you guys even more. Sat at your regular table most nights with Scott a/k/a Beaver (or The Beev)…(SWSkier), Art a/k/a Dappa (of course) and while she was there my girlfriend Laura a/k/a LaLa from Chicago. Thought of you two many times. Lots of ButtCrackers asked if you were coming. Told them you only join us during Thanksgiving. You were missed. BTW, take a twister game. They lost the mat and watching Vy winning twister is a must event in my book. Re: 911 movie: I have a problem with this movie. Just how can they make a movie about what went on? No one really knows what transpired on that plane. These people perished. Except for the ending, it’s fiction in my opinion. The Beaver: Got to know Scott (SWSkier) a lot better this trip. He was drafted and is now an official ButtCracker. We had a riot together as he agreed to be my nighttime husband. He experienced many firsts at Hedo notwithstanding it being his 5th trip there. But I’ll let him tell you his own tales. If I met MicroDick, I didn’t know it. Their First Timer’s names don’t ring a bell, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t talk to them at some point. Re: my Birthday: Thanks for all the birthday wishes. It was one hell of a day….all good. I don’t embarrassed easily, but I must admit I was hot in the face when Bourke arranged for the white little pickup truck to take me on a ride. I’m at the nude beach chatting with some people by the picnic tables and I see the truck pull up all decked out with balloons and a huge side banner saying Happy Birthday. In the back is a large high back chair very much looking like a throne. I was put into the chair with a bottle of Champagne and plastic cup. What could I do? I had to pull it off, so I just threw kisses and waved the queens wave to all as I was taken down the beach to the prude pool and back again. Good thing I had on my large hat and big sunglasses because my face was burning the whole way. Later I found out that my friend Kat cooked up this surprise with Foxy and Mr. Bourke. Foxy painted the banner. Even Art was surprised by it. New EC: Get ready for a fun time with Gavin. He’s reminiscent of Marc the Sizzler with a Winston accent. What a hoot this guy is. Life of the party I tell you. I really enjoyed him, his outfits, his humor, he’s out there meeting everyone, cracking jokes, and reeking havoc. He can do it up in drag with the best of them. Wait till you see him ‘swing’ on his fabric rope in the disco next to the newly installed pole. He had only been there two weeks when I arrive, but stood out among them all. Ray-Ray wasn’t around during my trip. He was finalizing his big shindig at the Jungle for Friday night, 4-21. More on that later. Re Disco: Fellow ButtCracker Scuba Diving Drew (from Baton Rouge) shipped down a proper pole for the Disco. It’s also supposed to spin, but of course, it was installed incorrectly. At least you can get your hands around this one; it’s the proper size. Drew should know...he owns a strip club. Mind you, I don’t do the stage in the disco, but I enjoy a good show. Disco actually played good music this trip. I was in there till 2 or 3 many nights. I noticed few locals during the great music nights. At one point, I asked the DJ if he was new (because the music was good). Foot in mouth Anita. He told me he’d been there 8 years and knew me. Shit, I hate that when that happens. It was an action packed trip and I’m writing a trip report for Denny’s that is more generic for public viewing by people outside this board. I will likely copy and paste some of this, but expect much more. This is all I could do today. Missed you all and wish all the TNMC posters could be a Hedo the same week someday.
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Post by wildbill on Apr 28, 2006 15:15:31 GMT -6
Thanks for the update! I really wonder if micro was down there but time will tell.
Yep...now that the wives are down for the SHAG tour us house hubbies are DIF'n in the WORST way!!
Bill
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Post by Cherbunny on Apr 28, 2006 15:58:14 GMT -6
Anita~
It sure sounds like you had a great time. I hope someone took a pic of you on your throne, waving to the masses. I'd love to see it!
Hugs~ Cher
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Post by Tex on Apr 28, 2006 16:54:30 GMT -6
I am jealous now, wish we were there. We met Gary and Geri a couple of year back and they are good as gold (as are you). Tell Art hello. Thanks for the best wishes on the well.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Apr 28, 2006 17:48:44 GMT -6
Anita... I like this trip report just as it is... but I understand why a rewrite is needed for Denny's. So happy you had the great time... Welcome back.
Gordon
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Post by PattyD on Apr 28, 2006 18:02:17 GMT -6
Welcome Back Anita! new EC as good as Marc?!?! those are some big shoes to fill!
Glad you enjoyed your birthday, we were thinking about you and sharing a case of DIF in your honor
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Post by Christinko on Apr 28, 2006 22:09:11 GMT -6
Anita! Fabulous info! And welcome home (your northern home). Thanks so much for taking the time to let us know what's what. And more glad that you had a wonderful time. (loved the white truck tale--what a hoot, oh you blushing beauty, you!)
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Post by diane on Apr 28, 2006 22:51:28 GMT -6
She told me about the Diane email and that she was wrong and tried to apologize Oh really?? Just to set the record straight, there has never been an apology attempt or any mention of being wrong. All she's ever said about that email is that it wasn't that big of a deal. Well, she forgets that I still have that email and to me, it was a big deal. It was very spiteful, mean spirited and hateful. This is all from a woman who I'd never met at that point. She likely doesn't remember what she wrote for the same reasons she doesn't remember what she writes here sometimes. 'Nuff said, diane PS: Thanks for the update Anita, glad you had a good time, and yes, I hope you have a picture of you on your Birthday Throne also. I'd love to see it!!!! xoxox, d
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Post by Irish Eyes on Apr 28, 2006 23:19:55 GMT -6
She told me about the Diane email and that she was wrong and tried to apologize Oh really?? Just to set the record straight, there has never been an apology attempt or any mention of being wrong. All she's ever said about that email is that it wasn't that big of a deal. Well, she forgets that I still have that email and to me, it was a big deal. It was very spiteful, mean spirited and hateful. This is all from a woman who I'd never met at that point. She likely doesn't remember what she wrote for the same reasons she doesn't remember what she writes here sometimes. 'Nuff said, diane PS: Thanks for the update Anita, glad you had a good time, and yes, I hope you have a picture of you on your Birthday Throne also. I'd love to see it!!!! xoxox, d Come on, Diane, get off your Martyr Chair. It was an e-mail to someone else regarding your repititious 'happy happy joy joy' posts, which, while wonderful a few times, got tired after awhile, gone astray about 5 years before I ever met you. And all this like 10 years ago? Like you guys don't e-mail behind my back! Anyway, I did apologize, profusely, and on meeting you in person a few years back, I introduced myself and again tried to apologize for what was a flip remark. You said to my face "I don't know who you are" and turned your back to me. It's old, and I'm tired of it. why don't you do us all a favor and post it here (as you have it saved) what started all this business?
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Post by Yeah Irish on Apr 29, 2006 0:13:37 GMT -6
Anita, I am very disappointed with what you posted. As we had agreed in Jamaica, I never had a problem with you and you never had a problem with me. We hung out a few times over the week with the same people, and managed to have a great time. I did NOT intrude on your dinner, it was after, and I thought we had a nice chat, and Art wasn't into the 'girl talk' so stepped away. Our daily happy "Good Morning" greetings, afternoon 'how ya doing?', was just people on vacation.
They do say 'what happens at hedo stays at hedo' but I guess for continued acceptance on this board a certain amout of Denise-bashing is expected for continued membership in the 'inner circle'. I did approach you, Anita, and owned up to who I am, on the first day. I thought that was big of me. And as you say yourself, you weren't there when I fell, so are kind of out of line in describing that here. During my week there I did the trapeeze, nude cruise, a bicycle ride into town, the zip-line canopy tour, a massage in the spa, attended a wedding/vow renewal, cheered my friend's volleyball team to victory daily, read average of a book every two days, dined at Pastafari's and Munasan two days each. I did the Buttcrackers tour, in a position of honor (I got to carry the African-American blow up doll and the cat-o-nine-tails). But you don't mention any of that. It's OK, I understand. Go for it!
I do understand the prediciment that you are in, in trying to ensure continued acceptance by the fickle participants on this board, particularly now that silence indicates consent -- your report that one night I fell down (even though you weren't there to see it) ensures your continued acceptance here.
Do what you need to do!!!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Apr 29, 2006 0:23:03 GMT -6
...... And as you say yourself, you weren't there when I fell, so are kind of out of line in describing that here..... I'm a big believer in "two sides to every story." Would love to hear your side, Denise.....Jake
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Post by IRISH on Apr 30, 2006 21:01:42 GMT -6
Well, she got (and repeated here) wrong information from the get-go. After doing a FABULOUS rendition of "Piece by Piece" (my first)(in my sheer red dress - you remember it right?)(and not knowing that it had been done, repeatedly), and sitting back down, I decided I wanted to dance some more. I got up on that little amplifier next to the piano (with my shoes on -- wrong!) and fell down. Knocked over the microphone on my way down. Hopped right back up, apologized profusely, and in my humiliation, left. I was approached by many over the week (I was legend!) by people who had done it, or knew people who had done it. Heck, on sitting for breakfast with Kristine and Richard Bourke, she announced to him that I was the one who fell, and I BOUNCED back up. He said as long as I got up, it's OK with him.
Since she's relatively new here (or she wouldn't have to ask) she did ask about the beginnings of our contretemps. I explained as best I could, honestly, and summing up that most of you guys give as good as you get, though that is not recyled here, as my posts are. I did find extremely curious her interest in what happened with Storm and I. WTF??? Other than a brief meeting years ago, she doesn't even know him (or m)(or us together!) It's been over for years now, we had a great relationship, but it ended! Period.Dot.End. It was difficult enough without all of you guys chiming in! And I find it totally reprehensible how he's been treated here recently. With friends like you guys, one would have a better chance with enemys!
Otherwise, great trip. (except for that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?)
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Post by observer on May 1, 2006 5:25:56 GMT -6
And I find it totally reprehensible how he's been treated here recently. With friends like you guys, one would have a better chance with enemys! from what we read hear he treated his friends worse than he treated his enemies –– payback must really suck
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Post by christie on May 1, 2006 10:28:06 GMT -6
HUH? ?
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Post by New Mama on May 1, 2006 11:54:19 GMT -6
Irish, first off we did not ‘hang out’ at any time over the week. I spoke with you briefly by Robert’s grill when you introduced yourself. I agreed that we had never had direct contact to have a problem. However, you seem to forget that I’ve been reading your stuff for years and I did mention your hateful postings. I do have a problem with your written approach with people…you don’t even know. I would have preferred that you just stayed away from me. You say here that you think it was ‘big of you’ to ‘own up’ to who you are to me. I was not looking forward to meeting you because of your hateful writings here and previously on Denny’s. I decided to do my best to be pleasant to you when and if you sought me out. I did that, but you ruined it in just one evening.
This brings up the evening when YOU invited YOURSELF to the table Art and I were sitting at. Granted, if you were anyone else we likely would have enjoyed your company. You sat down and proceeded to get into your postings here and how you’ll say what you want and won’t apologize, and how no one can get one up on you because you write for a living...bla, bla. I really didn’t want to hear it. Yes, I asked about you and Storm because I’m curious by nature and wanted to get you off your ravings about this board and people on this board. While, I didn’t personally know you two together, it was common knowledge that you two went together for quite a while. I’ve always enjoyed Storm’s posts and have shared some private communications with him in the past. Show me where I ever said a negative thing about Storm. Leave me out of that rant. You didn’t seem put-off to talk about him in some detail at the time. I didn’t (and wouldn’t) divulge what you said about him or others either.
So, you think you know Art. He’s been with me for 17 years and he is immune to ‘girl talk’. He simply didn’t like your show or your demeanor. You left the table when I told you that he asked me if I could get you to leave. I’m glad that you didn’t pursue communications with us during the remainder of our trips.
As far as joining the ButtCrack parade, you should know by now that ALL guests are welcome to join. ButtCracker’s are not a closed group and consider all in attendance ButtCrackers. I hate to burst this bubble but carrying the blow up doll is not a position of honor. It was a left-over that no one else (that I knew) wanted to carry. That doll was found in the prude pool (main bar) and rescued by a ButtCrackers so she could have some fun at the nude beach too . She was alone floating face down in the pool when Paula rescued her after breakfast one day. Frankly, I don’t even remember you in the parade so my not mentioning it means nothing. I doubt I can remember the other 60 participates and what they wore or what they carried either. The only true position of honor during the Tour is our own Rev. Jim Bob Feelgood. If you felt honored…great we like that.
I did see your first piece-by-piece number. As to the quality of your performance, I will leave you to your own opinion of yourself. Then I saw two more of the same. When you got up to do ANOTHER piece-by-piece show, I couldn’t take it and left. BTW, I can’t really understand the mystery in piece-by-piece when the performer only has on an open see-through fish-net dress with thong. Yes, I ‘heard’ what happened within moments of the event. People coming out of the piano bar witnessed it and told me (and many others sitting outside the piano bar) exactly what happened. That you ‘wiped out’ and took out Danny with you came from several people, not just one or two. Their words, not mine. If their was a conspiracy that evening against you….I wonder who and why that occurred. So I will repeat, I did not see it, but your fall was the subject of much gossip and snickering outside the piano bar. IOW, yes...’you were legend’. Maybe I’m totally wrong in thinking that your bruises were from the piano bar fall. My apologies if you earned them elsewhere. IMHO, they didn’t really add to your look in fish-net dresses….but that’s just me.
I’m not typically mean by nature and may likely regret my responding so specifically to your posts in so blunt a fashion. I typically stayed out of bashings as in; Mario, DMC, SWFlcouple and even Irish bash, but you addressed me specifically here. I tried to be open and fair when I included you as a subject in my report above. Keep in mind that all here knew that you would be there when we were, so I assumed ‘your fans’ here would want to hear about it if I met you again. I didn’t think my post bashed you but simply reported what transpired. Obviously, you did take it in the negative. I’m unhappy that you took it that way. I’d hoped it to be more instructional for you.
You really need to be more concise when you write and careful to not include innocent board posters. You rant against us all when not all board members are participants in the subject of the specific ‘rant of the night’ that you choose.
I’ve been accepted as a poster here and Denny’s without attacking you or anyone. If you spend any time reading my posts, you’d know that. I didn’t write about you to ‘ensure continuing acceptance here’, I wrote about you because I now better understand the historical root of conflict and wished to add my own take on it.
Lastly, I’m glad you made friends during your trip and had a good time.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on May 1, 2006 12:58:51 GMT -6
She was alone floating face down in the pool when Paula rescued her after breakfast one day. OK, now I'm confused -- are we talking about the blow-up doll here or Irish? Ah, never mind. (Sorry, but when Anita tempts me with straight lines like this, I couldn't resist coming out of my self-imposed exile. As you were.)
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Post by New Mama on May 1, 2006 13:22:06 GMT -6
Ohhhhhh BB, I'm all excited if I could lure you out of hiding.
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Post by Guess who on May 4, 2006 21:11:11 GMT -6
. . . As far as joining the ButtCrack parade, you should know by now that ALL guests are welcome to join. ButtCracker’s are not a closed group and consider all in attendance ButtCrackers. I hate to burst this bubble but carrying the blow up doll is not a position of honor. It was a left-over that no one else (that I knew) wanted to carry. That doll was found in the prude pool (main bar) and rescued by a ButtCrackers so she could have some fun at the nude beach too . She was alone floating face down in the pool when Paula rescued her after breakfast one day. Frankly, I don’t even remember you in the parade so my not mentioning it means nothing. I doubt I can remember the other 60 participates and what they wore or what they carried either. The only true position of honor during the Tour is our own Rev. Jim Bob Feelgood. If you felt honored…great we like that. . . . Oops! You might be wrong again! (And maybe not, all I know is what was explained to me.) As it was explained to me, a long-time member of the ButtCrackers, an air-traffic controller by profession, has recently taken a position monitoring satelites or somesuch thing on a remote island in the South Pacific or somesuch place, and couldn't come this year. He is very lonely out there. He reports that even the water buffalo are starting to look good. So Paula procured for him (I assumed pre-trip, maybe it was a happenstance thing from the prude pool, I don't know, or pretend to know, that's why I prefaced this post with "might" be wrong (as we know, you've been given, and reported here, erroneous information before)) that which we know as PollyAnna. The ButtCrackers all signed her, and after her sojourn down to Sandals was scheuled to be deflated and mailed off to the lonely ButtCracker to do with as he will. At one point I passed her off to Gavin (at his request - go figure) but was immediately chastised that she was my serious responsibility. And I fulfilled that responsibility (with only a few signatures transferred to my skin -- LOL). Paula won't be able to attend next year, her hula-dancing group has been invited to compete in Hawaii, and as wonderful as Hedo is in general, and ButtCrackers in particular are, I don't blame her for accepting that invitation. That led to Shivawn (and Dan) to propose to me that since Paula won't be there next year, she wants to make sure that I will be there next year to be her 'partner in crime' in Paula's place, with Paula's blessing. (FWIW, I am NOT a swinger and remain 'intact' (as it's long since healed over) so it is my fun personality alone that led to this invitation.) I know that the ButtCrackers are a large and diverse group, but it is the group that hung out in the shade up by the rooms that I hung out with and that identify as "the" Buttcrackers. And more likely than not I WILL be there next Apri 17. I like that week, it works with my job, and just when I can't stand another cold rainy day, I jet off, come home to Spring with a base tan, and prepare for summer. Don't worry, I won't again approach you or Art, we can nod and smile as we pass each other (if that). Peace!
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 4, 2006 21:18:13 GMT -6
Damn. There's not even a full moon!!
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Post by Irish on May 4, 2006 22:47:40 GMT -6
Yet another erudite response from Dr.Idiot,Esq.!!!
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Post by New Mama on May 5, 2006 8:42:23 GMT -6
[quote author=Guess who board=tripreprots thread=1146255132 post=1146798671 Oops! You might be wrong again! (And maybe not, all I know is what was explained to me.) As it was explained to me, a long-time member of the ButtCrackers, an air-traffic controller by profession, has recently taken a position monitoring satelites or somesuch thing on a remote island in the South Pacific or somesuch place, and couldn't come this year. He is very lonely out there. He reports that even the water buffalo are starting to look good. So Paula procured for him (I assumed pre-trip, maybe it was a happenstance thing from the prude pool, I don't know, or pretend to know, that's why I prefaced this post with "might" be wrong (as we know, you've been given, and reported here, erroneous information before)) that which we know as PollyAnna. That led to Shivawn (and Dan) to propose to me that since Paula won't be there next year, she wants to make sure that I will be there next year to be her 'partner in crime' in Paula's place, with Paula's blessing. so it is my fun personality alone that led to this invitation.) Peace! [/quote] Paula, as a long time fellow ButtCracker TOLD ME that she found the doll in the prude pool. She did not take it to Hedo. I was there the day she brought it down from the prude pool. Later, she also told me about her plans for it. Something she thought of while at Hedo. I also signed the doll. See what happens when you assume. I have no clue to your memories of my reporting 'Pollyanna' type 'erroneous' information here. Do you have any specifics? No doubt, you can be engaging and even entertaining from time to time. I'm glad you found friends in the shade. Goodie for you. ps. I'm surprised with your spelling and grammatical errors considering you write for a living.
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Post by PattyD on May 10, 2006 12:36:21 GMT -6
I did the Buttcrackers tour, in a position of honor (I got to carry the African-American blow up doll and the cat-o-nine-tails). I wonder if this post refers to the same blow up doll? (the link goes to a picture of it) ************************ posted May 07, 2006 11:04 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you seen Jordan? Last seen at Hedo II Negril Jamaica April 16th. Please email any pictures to: findjordan@blackeroticaguide.com PICTURE HERE: www.blackeroticaguide.com/jordan1.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 4 | Registered: Oct 2005 | IP: Logged |
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Post by New Mama on May 10, 2006 12:50:37 GMT -6
Yep, one in the same.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on May 11, 2006 18:05:17 GMT -6
Yet another erudite response from Dr.Idiot,Esq.!!! I do consider myself a learned man, Irish. I'm glad you finally agree. ............Bob
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Post by pixiedust on May 11, 2006 21:39:10 GMT -6
Ok, I was wondering where the new moniker came from Dr. Bob. LMAO!!! You are TOO funny! Hey Bob, Have I told you "F*ck you" lately?? I can't wait to meet you and the beautiful Rhonda in December!! Colleen
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