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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 17, 2005 19:49:13 GMT -6
An example of "erotic" in bed is being tickled with a feather.
An example of "kinky" in bed is being tickled with the whole fucken' chicken.
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Nov 17, 2005 20:26:51 GMT -6
Takes awhile for stuff to filter into NY, eh???
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 17, 2005 21:02:51 GMT -6
Takes awhile for stuff to filter into NY, eh??? Bob, I thought that was funny, dam it....I'll try harder...
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Post by Chicago Jake on Nov 17, 2005 21:18:46 GMT -6
I want to hear BB's examples......Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Nov 17, 2005 21:48:34 GMT -6
I want to hear BB's examples......Jake You had to ask didn't you Joe.
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Post by Christinko on Nov 17, 2005 22:24:46 GMT -6
Perhaps he's say something to the effect that: Sniffing it is erotic But smearing it around is kinky?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 17, 2005 22:30:50 GMT -6
I don't know why I even bother to log in here any more ... Especially when there are so many other interesting message boards to visit
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Post by innit Geezer on Nov 18, 2005 6:57:33 GMT -6
Perhaps he's say something to the effect that: Sniffing it is erotic But smearing it around is kinky? I think this on track. ...and we thought having a chicken in the bedroom was cutting edge, not to mention the fresh eggs in the morning.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 18, 2005 9:27:39 GMT -6
Perhaps he's say something to the effect that: Sniffing it is erotic But smearing it around is kinky? Smearing it on yourself is erotic. Smearing it on a Ritz cracker is kinky.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Nov 18, 2005 9:29:32 GMT -6
...and we thought having a chicken in the bedroom was cutting edge, not to mention the fresh eggs in the morning. If you're getting fresh eggs in the morning, that implies more than just you two are getting laid -- now *that's* kinky!
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Post by Dan on Dec 5, 2005 19:57:28 GMT -6
Takes awhile for stuff to filter into NY, eh??? Hehehe!!! You should have heard the Texas version before it got "cleansed" on it's way North passing through the Bible Belt! You guys are only getting the punch lines! D
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Post by bukkakebuoy on Dec 27, 2005 19:42:08 GMT -6
Smearing it on yourself is erotic. Smearing it on a Ritz cracker is kinky. A RITZ??? A FUCKIN' RITZ??? I guess next you're going to tell me you're going to wash it down with a Cabernet Sauvignon - from NAPA Valley no less. Smearing it on a BABY RUTH is kinky. Period. It is *I* who have taught *you* nothing. One must keep the senses in alignment - sight, taste, smell and touch (and the sound if you count the next morning.) Shit. And just where the fuck are you anyway? No doubt back in that den of iniquity you traipse off to. Probably getting too much fiber in your diet too. I warned you - hell hath no fury like a colon scorned. You'll pay. I warned you - you'll pay. Don't be like the others - heed my warning.
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Post by bukkakebuoy on Dec 27, 2005 19:58:42 GMT -6
An example of "erotic" in bed is being tickled with a feather. An example of "kinky" in bed is being tickled with the whole fucken' chicken. And an example of "depraved" is grilling it when you're done playing and serving it to your neighbors. Brings new meaning to "stuffing the bird" - huh? Gravy anyone?
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