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Post by innit Geezer on Dec 12, 2007 15:55:54 GMT -6
I've heard foreplay described as an hour of begging. Teasing is just plain torture.
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Post by Kawaii Kaiju on Dec 12, 2007 15:56:16 GMT -6
Zilla, you never tease during foreplay? Simon Alas, it's been so long I have forgotten. Zilla (who doesn't consider it *teasing* to tease and then satiate your partner)
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 12, 2007 15:57:59 GMT -6
Maybe Beeb will stop teasing and satiate us soon then.
Simon
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Post by edie2u on Dec 13, 2007 18:29:23 GMT -6
I'm going to wait but think I am going to put Dick Van Dyke on there.. OK...I'm a woman and I have changed my mind...see below!
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Post by edie2u on Dec 13, 2007 19:14:36 GMT -6
I decided I would go ahead and post my list.
1. Art Linkletter 2. Ariel Sharon 3. Billy Graham 4. Dick Clark 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. Harry Morgan 7. Karl Malden 8. Mitch Miller 9. Patty Andrews 10. Phyllis Diller
I changed my mind and took Dick Van Dyke off my list and added Harry Morgan who is one of my all time favorite actors.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 14, 2007 10:01:42 GMT -6
That's the spirit, Edie! Who's next?
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Post by New Mama on Dec 14, 2007 12:49:43 GMT -6
Fidel Castro Harry Morgan Louis Farrakhan Billy Graham Andy Rooney Estelle Getty Lena Horn Jack Kevorkian Ariel Sharon Louis “Studs” Terkel
I had Charlton Heston on my list but exchanged him for Harry Morgan cause I love Charlie too much and don’t want to list him.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 14, 2007 13:12:21 GMT -6
I heard Tony Snow on the radio today, sounded like he was filling in for Paul Harvey. Both of those dudes might be ripe for reaping.
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Post by edie2u on Dec 14, 2007 18:33:00 GMT -6
I had Charlton Heston on my list but exchanged him for Harry Morgan cause I love Charlie too much and don’t want to list him. Charlie was on my "also ran'' list!
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Post by Gokkun Guy on Dec 14, 2007 20:37:32 GMT -6
1. Woody Allen 2. Ed McMahon 3. Britney Spears 4. Don Shula 5. Tony Bennett 6. Artie Lange 7. Les Paul 8. Ron Santo 9. John Madden 10. Amy Winehouse
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 17, 2007 14:51:37 GMT -6
What's the story with "Chemical Ali" these days? Any of you news junkies out there know if he's likely to swing this year? Next year?
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 17, 2007 15:00:44 GMT -6
What's the story with "Chemical Ali" these days? Any of you news junkies out there know if he's likely to swing this year? Next year? We got him, Iraq wants him. Iraq is waiting on W, W is waiting for Baghdad to reach consensus on what to do with them... IF THATS THE CASE, it could be years before this is resolved, or it could be a week. Link
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Post by Christinko on Dec 18, 2007 13:04:16 GMT -6
You all missed the (albeit old) news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainments community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 18, 2007 13:12:55 GMT -6
I heard he became quite embittered in his old age, something of a sourdough
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Post by edie2u on Dec 18, 2007 18:10:32 GMT -6
Very cute!!! ;D
Quick question...has he risen yet?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 18, 2007 19:32:47 GMT -6
Just posting here so I don't forget: saw Studs Terkel on TV today. He looked like he could have been the Crypt Keeper's grandfather. I think he's a winner........Jake
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Post by Merlot Joe on Dec 19, 2007 0:14:19 GMT -6
Hey professor when are you going to post your list?
Joe
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 19, 2007 1:48:34 GMT -6
Hey professor when are you going to post your list?Joe You mean here, or on the official contest site? Here, hopefully soon. I'm still working on it. But not over there until the last possible minute. A year ago I posted too early, and Saddam Hussein and Gerald Ford both croaked before they dropped the ball in Times Square, thus being disqualified.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 19, 2007 9:21:58 GMT -6
Okay, here is our master list, so far. Now I have to down-select to my favorite ten. You see, this is tougher than it looks.....Jake
Albert Hofmann (creator of LSD) Amy Winehouse Andy Rooney Ariel Sharon Art Linkletter Artie Lange Billy Graham Bob Barker Britney Spears Captain Tony Terracino Chemical Ali Chuck Berry Dick Clark Dick Van Dyke Don Shula Ed McMahon Elizabeth Taylor Ernest Borgnine Estelle Getty Fidel Castro George H W Bush Harry Morgan Hugh Hefner Jack Kevorkian Jack Klugman Jerry Lewis Jesse Helms John Goodman John Madden John Wooden Karl Malden Kirk Douglas Lena Horn Les Paul Louis “Studs” Terkel Louis Farrakhan Mickey Rooney Mitch Miller Moqtada al sadr Muhammad Ali Nelson Mandela Osama bin Laden Patty Andrews Paul Harvey Phyllis Diller Richard Kiel Ron Santo Roy Clark The Pope Tony Bennett Tony Snow Walter Cronkite Woody Allen Yogi Berra
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Post by Tex on Dec 19, 2007 9:39:12 GMT -6
Senator Robert Byrd Wilford Brimley Art Linkletter Liz Taylor Chemical Ali Fidel Castro Studs Tekel Osama bin Laden Walter Cronkite Billy Graham
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Post by edie2u on Dec 19, 2007 15:48:45 GMT -6
So Jake, if one of our guys die befoe 01/01/08 we don't pick another?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 19, 2007 15:54:39 GMT -6
I suppose we can update our lists here as needed. Just don't let me see a "last modified" with a 2008 date on it or your entry will be disqualified!!
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Post by edie2u on Dec 19, 2007 17:12:33 GMT -6
Cool...
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 19, 2007 18:42:34 GMT -6
Okay, here is my official list. Unless I ch-ch-change it.....Jake
Ariel Sharon Chemical Ali Fidel Castro Jack Kevorkian Kirk Douglas Louis “Studs” Terkel Louis Farrakhan Osama bin Laden Paul Harvey Tony Snow
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Post by Tylenol on Dec 21, 2007 9:45:36 GMT -6
Chuck Berry Fidel Castro Roger Ebert Ron Santo Amy Winehouse Mitch Miller Mickey Rooney Jack LaLanne Patty Andrews Ernest Borgnine
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 21, 2007 10:13:02 GMT -6
Roger Ebert is a good pic. He looks like crap these days......Jake
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Post by Tex on Dec 21, 2007 11:22:59 GMT -6
Roger Ebert is a good pic. He looks like crap these days......Jake Two thumbs down for him.
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Post by Gokkun Guy on Dec 21, 2007 14:43:05 GMT -6
Another good one to add would be Soupy Sales -- he's 81 and I hear he's been pretty sick for a while now.
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Post by Dead Guest on Dec 21, 2007 21:46:08 GMT -6
Eunice Kennedy Shriver -- she's been in the hospital since November and has been looking dead for years
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Post by Tex on Dec 21, 2007 22:39:00 GMT -6
Eunice Kennedy Shriver -- she's been in the hospital since November and has been looking dead for years I considered her and may yet exchange for her before 12/31.
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