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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 6, 2016 1:06:20 GMT -6
Is it just me, or did this movie SUCK!! Yes, it would have been a nice movie if IT HAD BEEN A NEW STORY!!! but it isn't. Basically, it was just a rehash of the original star wars movie. What the fucking hell? Here is a list of why it was just a rehash:
1. Desert planet dwelling character stumbles upon the force. CHECK
2. Evil Empire has yet another version of the Death Star. CHECK
3. Its evil Overlord from the Dark Side wears a black mask, and is mentored by a creepy "emperor" via holograph. CHECK
4. Said evil dark overlord character is involved in "father-son" drama. CHECK
5. Said evil lord captures female protagonist, tortures her on his Death Star, and she has to be rescued by the protagonists. CHECK
6. Cute android. CHECK
7. Essential information HIDDEN in the cute android. CHECK
8. Bar scene full of freaky aliens from around the galaxy. CHECK
9. Weird looking midget with googley eyes who recognizes the Force is inside someone. CHECK
10. Death Star used later to destroy another planet. CHECK
11. Said Death Star is destroyed by rebel fighters who target a weak spot on the Death Star; Death Star shields are disabled by brave heroes who infiltrate it. CHECK
12. Climactic light saber duel in the mist of apocalyptic destruction. CHECK
13. Plotline open for Evil Overlord to return . . . . .
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jan 9, 2016 23:22:12 GMT -6
I loved it!! I wasn't there for a "story." I was there to be entertained. IMAX 3D!! That's the ticket!!
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Post by DT on Jan 26, 2016 18:00:59 GMT -6
I loved it!! I wasn't there for a "story." I was there to be entertained. IMAX 3D!! That's the ticket!! And entertained I was. (especially when Chewbacca went off after Han Solo got killed. psssst.... Abe Vigoda died and my first thought was tnmcproboards. Go Figure! LMAO!!!!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jan 27, 2016 1:23:36 GMT -6
What!? Abe Vigoda died? How about a SPOILER ALERT? ? (pssssst.... just kidding)
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Post by Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III on Jun 28, 2016 19:43:16 GMT -6
I loved it!! I wasn't there for a "story." I was there to be entertained. IMAX 3D!! That's the ticket!! And entertained I was. (especially when Chewbacca went off after Han Solo got killed. psssst.... Abe Vigoda died and my first thought was tnmcproboards. Go Figure! LMAO!!!! Good to see you DT!! Since the Rays suck, I'm pulling for the Cubs since you got our manager!! GO CUBS!!!
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jul 6, 2016 23:27:52 GMT -6
Go Cubs? Are you serious? As a native Chicagoan, the Cubs have LOST the ability to disappoint me! The last time I believed in them was 1969, and we all know how that worked out. My 89 year old father thinks that this is their year, but he is running out of time. I know better!
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Post by DT on Oct 22, 2016 5:12:15 GMT -6
And entertained I was. (especially when Chewbacca went off after Han Solo got killed. psssst.... Abe Vigoda died and my first thought was tnmcproboards. Go Figure! LMAO!!!! Good to see you DT!! Since the Rays suck, I'm pulling for the Cubs since you got our manager!! GO CUBS!!! Good to see you too Bob. Woo Hoo! Next year is here!
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