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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 27, 2013 17:04:45 GMT -6
He still sucks, but at least he finally has a girlfriend short enough to make him look normal sized. I wonder if the Church of Scientology specifically bred her for him?  |
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 27, 2013 17:29:14 GMT -6
She's quite cute considering the church probably grew her in a test tube, but they both seem to be doing some kind of freaky co-ordinated Scientology walk that mirrors each other. And why does Tom have his top pulled up like that?
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 28, 2013 0:08:03 GMT -6
I think he deliberately shrank his shirt to contribute to the illusion that he has a large, muscle-bound torso. And the chick? Check out her heels. She's at least three inches shorter than she appears. Which, given TC's stature, makes her about 3 foot 8.
Maybe she's a Hobbit.
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Post by Merlot Joe on Jun 28, 2013 8:40:18 GMT -6
Plus she is wearing high heel boots.
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