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Post by Robin Hood on Mar 26, 2013 18:37:07 GMT -6
 A WOUNDED squaddie who had just lost both legs in a Taliban bomb blast begged a medic to show him her boobs — to help relieve his agony. Private Emily Tomkins refused, but saved his life earning a bravery award for her heroics in Helmand, Afghanistan. Emily, 21, initially gave the man a shot of morphine, but explained she could not risk giving any more despite his agony. Then he said: “Well do something useful and show me your boobs.” The Army combat medic, from Southampton, stemmed his blood loss then helped drag the squaddie to safety. Emily, of 4 Medical Regiment, was awarded a Mention in Despatches. However, yesterday at her barracks in Aldershot, Hants, she said: “I was just doing my job.” [url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/4855669/War-hero-in-boobs-flash-plea-to-brave-medic-trying-to-save- him.html]Source[/url] |
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Post by Tex on Mar 26, 2013 20:34:05 GMT -6
He got his legs blown off and was still wanting to see some tits. Tough cookie.
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Post by Robin Hood on Mar 26, 2013 21:07:28 GMT -6
Can you blame him, for a Brit she is probably an easy 9 ;D
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 27, 2013 18:58:45 GMT -6
Bless him. What a true hero to still have a sense of humour even in the most horrific of personal circumstances. Knowing how many of my fellow Brits understate a situation (which I like to do myself on occasion...) and I'm sure Tex may concur from his Dad's WWII experiences on this side of the pond, I'm sure he may also have described his life-ch-ch-changing injuries as 'Just a scratch...'
Sadly though I don't have the first idea what an 'Easy 9' is. And Google hasn't been much help. Anyone care to share?
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 27, 2013 19:38:03 GMT -6
Easy 9 is a female rating scale 1 to 10 and then there is the 11.
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 28, 2013 5:18:06 GMT -6
Easy 9 is a female rating scale 1 to 10 and then there is the 11. So why say "for a Brit"...? |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 28, 2013 14:14:17 GMT -6
Simon you will have to as RH on that one, I have no idea.
That rating scale is for all females as far as I know.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 28, 2013 14:22:56 GMT -6
Maybe he means she would be a ten most places in the world, but since British women are so awesome, she only rates a nine there?
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Post by Robin Hood on Mar 28, 2013 17:42:03 GMT -6
Maybe he means she would be a ten most places in the world, but since British women are so awesome, she only rates a nine there? Something like that ;D |
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 28, 2013 18:21:28 GMT -6
Maybe he means she would be a ten most places in the world, but since British women are so awesome, she only rates a nine there? Something like that ;D For an American that's probably a clever comeback   |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 28, 2013 18:34:47 GMT -6
Very good comback.
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Post by Robin Hood on Mar 28, 2013 19:04:53 GMT -6
Simon, here in Texas she might be a 5 at best...  ;D We have some pretty high standards!  |
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Post by Merlot Joe on Mar 28, 2013 22:34:15 GMT -6
California that's a 3.5
Edited to add: As the Beach Boys said " I wish they all could be California Girls"
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 28, 2013 23:21:28 GMT -6
All I know is, England has grown some pretty amazingly beautiful women. For example there's Nicole Kidman, Miranda Otto, Cate Blanchett, Kylie Minogue, Charlize Theron, and Tilda Swinton, just to name a few.
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 29, 2013 4:23:12 GMT -6
Simon, here in Texas she might be a 5 at best... ;D We have some pretty high standards! As hot as she is, and as much as I love American women, I'd take the British squadie over over the Texan stunner any day of the week. |
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Post by Irish Stu on Mar 29, 2013 4:37:30 GMT -6
All I know is, England has grown some pretty amazingly beautiful women. For example there's Nicole Kidman, Miranda Otto, Cate Blanchett, Kylie Minogue, Charlize Theron, and Tilda Swinton, just to name a few Love your thinking there Jake, and lets not forget Kylie's beautiful sister Dannii Minogue, Poppy Montgomery, Delta Goodram, Miranda Kerr, Holly Valance, Isla Fisher and Melissa George. |
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Post by Tex on Mar 29, 2013 7:09:29 GMT -6
I would point out:
1) England has a wealth of hot women.
2) Simon has spent enough time in Texas to know the lay of the land.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Mar 29, 2013 8:53:28 GMT -6
The lay of the land? I haven't met her. What's her email addy?
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Post by Tex on Mar 29, 2013 9:34:41 GMT -6
The lay of the land? I haven't met her. What's her email addy? Fuck if I know, ask Simon. |
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