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Post by Tex on Dec 18, 2012 18:41:59 GMT -6
My wife and I were discussing various douches (female hygiene, not people) and I told her that when I was in high school and some occasion (or something else) might arise for which the girls wanted to be "fresh", it was common to stop in the gas station, buy a small Coca Cola, take it in the ladies room or out back, shake it up good and let her rip. Every Texas girl knew this trick and I was wondering if everyone else was familiar with this or if it was a local deal.
Things go better with Coke.
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Post by Irish Stu on Dec 18, 2012 19:47:44 GMT -6
Well they never mentioned this when I was at the World of Coca Cola in Atlanta a couple of weeks back!! Actually, girls here traditionally use Dandelion and Burdock for a quick freshen up down under. Not only does it leave behind a fragrant spring 'forest glade' aroma much loved by picnickers and hikers alike, drinking any that is left over will assist the lucky gal in producing the most amazing burps that will delight any ear, with a pitch, tone and resonance that the colas and Dr Peppers can only dream of, and which are sure to impress any first date (not withstanding her now sweetly smelling undercarriage) who is hoping to have his hand down the front of her undercrackers before the night is over.  |
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 18, 2012 20:05:38 GMT -6
My wife and I were discussing various douches ... Oh, how I do so envy married life ... |
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Post by Tex on Dec 18, 2012 21:28:02 GMT -6
Mind the gap.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 18, 2012 21:43:45 GMT -6
Handy Douche sounds like the name of a Louisiana congressman.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Dec 19, 2012 7:05:12 GMT -6
I think that was Harry Douche
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 19, 2012 9:00:37 GMT -6
I think that was Harry Douche AKA, The King Douche, famous for saying, "Every man's a douche". |
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Post by Tex on Dec 19, 2012 10:11:07 GMT -6
I think that was Harry Douche AKA, The King Douche, famous for saying, "Every man's a douche". You may be confusing him with Huey Poo-ey. I'm surprised you wouldn't be more familiar with him. |
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Post by Chicago Jake on Dec 20, 2012 0:49:01 GMT -6
Handy Douche? Isn't she married to David Beckham?
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Dec 20, 2012 8:35:05 GMT -6
You're confusing her with Pond Scum from The Scum Girls.
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