Weiner dogs and Silicone Sex Lube!!

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

I came home today I did to find my wiener dog had somehow found a tube of Wet Platinum sex lube and had chewed the top off and proceeded to lick it up. I'm still trying to figure out how this happened as I can't remember leaving said lube out anywhere a damn dog could find the shit, but that's another story.

Upon finding the dog and lube, I immediately Googled each of the five ingredients to find they are all non-toxic. I mean, I figured that was the case since someone is surely going to suck down some of this stuff at one time or another. Worried about my dog I was!!!

Best I can tell she's got some lubricated bowels. Shits just gliding out. Can't imagine what's it's like having real kids. I wouldn't want my son to eat this shit.

Just sayin'

[Chicago Jake]

Well, it's a WIENER dog, after all. What better shape of dog is there to be well lubed?

[Ardbeg... innit]

So youre saying you had a lubed up wiener dog in your hands and you did ... nothing. Wasted day and wasted nights Bob... just sayin

[Tex]

Wet Platinum is some expensive dog laxative. This too shall pass.

[♥ COVID-19♥]

It also makes excellent cupcake icing.

[Tex]

Oct 28, 2012 10:21:23 GMT -6 ♥ COVID-19♥ said:

It also makes excellent cupcake icing.

I've heard it called a lot of things, cupcake is good as any.

[♥ COVID-19♥]

Would you prefer a cream pie instead?

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[Chicago Jake]

On the plus side, you don't have to worry about his anal glands being up to the task for awhile.

[Exildo Wonsetler Briggs III]

Greasy shit's a bitch to pick up. I thought about just leaving it, but the condo nazis would be on my ass like, well, greasy shit!