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Post by Tex on Jul 25, 2012 14:55:00 GMT -6
This morning in Longview, Texas, there was a big bomb scare at the IHOP. My mother-in-law called us about it. I used to office 2 blocks from there, so called my old neighbor and inquired. He said the bomb squad was checking it out.
I got on the Longview News Journal online - they said the bomb squad from Barksdale AFB (Shreveport) was working on it.
Turns out that the "suspicious device" was the mechanism that accepts the quarters on the newspaper rack. It's only been there twenty years or so and today it looks like a bomb. The paper is a bomb, but that's another story.
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Post by Ardbeg... innit on Jul 25, 2012 17:46:57 GMT -6
Hmmm, usual protocol in this situation is for the bomb squad to take it to the range and blow it two bits.
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Post by Tex on Jul 25, 2012 21:57:03 GMT -6
Somebody finally got bummed out about the cheap shit imitation maple syrup.
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