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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2006 8:20:56 GMT -6
She should just pray she never gets termites.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 3, 2006 20:29:37 GMT -6
Can you imagine servicing her and getting a splinter instead of a hair in your throat? "umm honey...I think you should use a finer sandpaper...try a 220 grit... I love you..." It could be worse, imagine being a woman or a gay guy and having to blow Jerry Mahoney.
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Post by innit Geezer on Jun 3, 2006 20:35:14 GMT -6
or Paul Winchell.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Jun 3, 2006 21:22:13 GMT -6
Um, no thanks.
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Post by Chicago Jake on Jun 3, 2006 22:54:38 GMT -6
Good donuts, though.....Jake
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 6, 2006 8:27:58 GMT -6
The British media hate Heather Mills with a passion. Even the most tame and well liked journalists and TV presenters don't have a good word to say about her. One much loved breakfast show presenter described her recently as "The kind of person who goes through life metaphorically demanding to see the manager." There are certain celebrities over here that are so loved by the British public that whatever sleaze our newspapers may have on them they know it would backfire if they ever published it. Paul McCartney is one of those untouchable celebrities, and by association so was Heather. Not any more though. They'd been sitting on THIS ONE for a couple of years. Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Jun 22, 2006 4:52:08 GMT -6
A journalist is interviewing Sir Paul McCartney.
"So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?"
Macca replies "I'd prefer it if you call her Heather"
Simon
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Post by Hazelita on Jun 22, 2006 5:55:34 GMT -6
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 5:40:20 GMT -6
It looks like we're in for a battle royale : SourceSimon
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Post by Tex on Aug 9, 2006 7:27:27 GMT -6
Everyone hates her but she will hobble all the way to the bank.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 7:31:19 GMT -6
Yes she will. He's offered her a £30 million ($50 million approx) payoff, but apparently she's after £200 ($350 million). Not bad for 4 years work.
Simon
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Post by Tex on Aug 9, 2006 7:44:46 GMT -6
Yes she will. He's offered her a £30 million ($50 million approx) payoff, but apparently she's after £200 ($350 million). Not bad for 4 years work. Simon Now who says handicapped people can't get a decent job?
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 7:51:28 GMT -6
Very true, though if those newspaper stories and pictures are anything to go by then her best work with Macca may have been done on her back with her leg in the air.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 8:05:58 GMT -6
Unfortunately, her attorney has advised her that she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 8:09:49 GMT -6
If she doesn't get the divorce settlement she is after I expect she'll be hopping mad.
Simon
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Post by Tex on Aug 9, 2006 8:14:19 GMT -6
If she doesn't get the divorce settlement she is after I expect she'll be hopping mad. Simon One legged woman at an ass kicking contest.
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 8:14:46 GMT -6
Sir Paul is only offering a small percentage of his money, but I hear she will settle for no less than calf.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 8:18:16 GMT -6
But she's hoping that the thighs the limit.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 9:18:39 GMT -6
It will depend on her kneed.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 9:30:41 GMT -6
These situations have a TENDONcy to work out in the end.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 9:47:03 GMT -6
Unless she turns out to be a heel.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 9:50:09 GMT -6
Then she'd be unlikely to toe the line.
Simon
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Post by Tex on Aug 9, 2006 11:42:32 GMT -6
She has been telling some fibulas.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 11:49:22 GMT -6
Tex, it's good to see you MUSCLE in on this one.
Simon
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 11:52:33 GMT -6
If things don't go her way with the settlement she'll just have to take it on the SHIN.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 14:31:02 GMT -6
By the end of this divorce trial, I'm sure they'll be arch enemies.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 14:39:48 GMT -6
Unless he finds her achilles heel.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 16:54:31 GMT -6
They'll start acting very calloused towards each other.
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Post by Irish Stu on Aug 9, 2006 17:02:25 GMT -6
You've hit the nail right on the head.
Simon
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Post by ♥ COVID-19♥ on Aug 9, 2006 17:44:15 GMT -6
One can only hope this experience doesn't make either of them so weary, they both go limp.
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